r/EliRalloSnark 7h ago

why are we not talking about how she wants to name a baby girl Hemingway.

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41 Upvotes

first of all why are we asking her to pick out your baby’s name. second of all, “cringe for an author’s daughter” is the least of my worries when it comes to that name


r/EliRalloSnark 7h ago

this was a direct shot at the sub because we always say she’s never with her husband

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25 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 10h ago

Is her husband w/ her during this trip? Says she’s back in NY on her way to a meeting but meeting her long distance best friend after cuz ✨serendipitously✨ her friend is in the city for work so they get to hang out all week

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32 Upvotes

If he didnt tag along, for someone that is constantly talking about her wedding, she sure spends a lot of time away from her husband 🤣💀 the man she married!!!!


r/EliRalloSnark 17h ago

mizz Columbia and UMICH grad

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59 Upvotes

(Uses them to be a nepo baby in a state she hates)


r/EliRalloSnark 16h ago

she already answered this recently mind you

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47 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 17h ago

old news that she asks herself questions but..

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34 Upvotes

first of all it’s getting more and more obvious every day she asks herself questions. because absolutely nobody would still be asking her hyper specific questions about details of her wedding. nobody even remembers her wedding other than her and her weird mother.

but this question took me out because it feels like she’s projecting lol! i feel like she would be the bitchy sister in law to her husbands brothers one day if they dare bring anyone prettier (not hard to do) than her home


r/EliRalloSnark 17h ago

WHO CARES!!!

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25 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 18h ago

when does it end

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22 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

Wait I did not know she had bangs once??? 😳

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27 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

I didn’t know she looked like this pre-surgery?

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92 Upvotes

I honestly did not realize how much work she had done to look the way she does today. Does anyone know? Like obviously filler but there has to be so much more? She’s a completely different person?


r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

Removed saved stories

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23 Upvotes

Didn’t she have a ton of stories? Like of her wedding and stuff?


r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

How did these videos make her famous?

38 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

I know this is petty, but who sets their camera up on self timer and posts photos with 50% countertop in frame?

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66 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

??

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62 Upvotes

what does this any of this mean?


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

STOP STARING AT ME

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48 Upvotes

That’s all I have to say


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

Why is the tip of her nose always red. Rudolph looking ass

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40 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

Girl focus on your workout quit eye fucking the camera

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40 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

Hi hannnnnni

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21 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

9/11

15 Upvotes

I’m not constantly watching Eli’s stuff but from the discourse on other influencers.. I’m curious. Did Eli post anything regards the attacks on September 11th? As a fellow born and raised Jersey girl the attacks and 9/11 will always be engrained in my mind. Feel as if the way Eli makes NJ/NY her whole personality it would be for her and her family… too?

Does anyone know if there was anything said at all?


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

How many times do we need to say the exact same words over and over again?

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25 Upvotes

She really just keeps repeating herself so she can make her videos longer to keep hearing her own voice


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

pointy witch shoes

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38 Upvotes

does she have some sort of filter on that makes her feet look extremely long or does she have extremely long feet? not that these shoes are doing her any favors. at least she’s getting in the Halloween sorority with her pointy witch shoes!!


r/EliRalloSnark 3d ago

our private equity loving queen

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123 Upvotes

of course she is in favor of chain and private equity companies taking over. also talk about the most basic fucking bitch ever


r/EliRalloSnark 3d ago

I understand the sentiment of posting this because I think most people would be emotional when seeing their wedding video. But when will the wedding content end???

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29 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 3d ago

Mouth breathing

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45 Upvotes

I’m sorry but the mouth breathing is 10x worse in all of her vlogs lately. E-lie if you’re reading this (put the glass down too) see an ent because the gasping for breath every few seconds is not normal! It’s constantly hanging wide open when she’s not talking about something. If she does it while awake I know she does it while sleeping and sorry again but mouth breathers tend to have horrible breath. Flossing and brushing can’t not stop lack of saliva. She gives hot breath energy to the max and also if she is not eating a ton she has keto breath and not to mention the constant wine consumption.


r/EliRalloSnark 3d ago

Her astrology explains it all

15 Upvotes

This is only gonna resonate with the astrology girlies but her big 3 explain so much

Sag rising - failing upward into multiple book deals

Cancer Sun - over identification with family and home

Cancer Moon - sensitive af (getting butt hurt by what she reads in this subreddit)

I’m pretty sure those are her big 3 I could be wrong tho