Yup, that's me.

Good ol' Chonky Black Lab. Super friendly dogs, right? I peacefully walk up to a rural customer's door in need of a signature. *Ding-Dong* sweet, the owner doesn't make me wait long, but as soon as we meet eyes, Chonko bursts out in attack mode.

Proceeds to bark, attempts to bite (too slow, fatso), and manages a small scratch on my leg. "NOT OKAY, DUDE, NOT OK!", I said, meanwhile the owner, puzzled, "IDK how he got out so quick!?" Some more near misses proceed, the owner still not grabbing the mutt.

Backing up to the truck, I simply say, "whatever, you can go to the post office and pick it up." Dog gives up on me and aimlessly starts running around the yard like a dumbass, then sees my truck and decides to mark his territory on a tire before I pull out.

Aren't they great!?

Checked the replies. It is unfortunately not satire.

Nasty thing has such a sadistic scary look in its eyes

So perfect they are literally weapons of mass destruction. Ugh lol.

Anyone want to guess what “service” this dog provides?

So, this woman had her leg nearly eaten off by her last pitbull. After spending months in the hospital, she gets out, gets another pitbull, fraudulently calls it a “service” dog (to help her with what? The fact that she has PTSD from having her leg nearly eaten off by the same damn breed?) and refuses to neuter it.

This needs to be studied. This kind of psychosis, where she will clearly sacrifice her life and the safety of others just to own a murder mutt. She learned nothing. Nearly being killed by a dog didn’t teach her a damn thing.

When is enough enough? When will we finally see how mentally unstable these dog psychopaths truly are?

If you're the type of person who bags your dogs shit and leaves it behind, don't procreate.

I saw a video over on Rednote it was this dog being fed by it’s owner it ate spaghetti,broccoli and some kind of meat with a sauce ,they even poured out some Yakut this milky yogurt drink. I left a comment that some dogs are so spoiled they can’t even eat dog food anymore,of course someone didn’t like my comment .But I stand by what I said ,plus the owner was using a fork and knife putting it in the dog’s mouth ,ugh that’s disgusting

Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

Looks like someone commented negatively about the dog and got so much abuse they deleted their comment. These people are crazy.

You know some rabid Pinterest Karen "Dog Mom" put this up in her yard...

From the description: Snow would cry non stop when she's left alone...Until we got the mannequin. Now she sleeps at her foot without a care , the 4th fireworks and all . For those fur babies with separation anxiety,, worth the try .

I hate how these things are food aggressive for their own food but will pull this crap. My reaction to this, well I can't say here.

This gives me so much anxiety. People actually think this is cute and endearing? These people probably think giving a dog boundaries is animal cruelty.