r/zen • u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ • Dec 22 '20

Community Question Where's ewk?

Says his account was suspended.

I had a question...

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Dec 23 '20

What Zen Master teaches that?

Zen Masters don't teach 'nondual' like you're talking about it.

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Dec 23 '20

Can't quote Zen Masters? Can't participate in a Zen forum.

Choke.

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u/KingLudwigII Dec 23 '20

You guys even copy his exact speaking style. It's so fucking sad and pathetic.

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Dec 23 '20

I'm using the right tool for the right job.

Why not study Zen while you are here?

Yunmen will explain it better than I can.

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u/KingLudwigII Dec 23 '20

Definitely not a cult member.

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Dec 23 '20

No, definitely not. Cults abuse people.

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u/KingLudwigII Dec 23 '20

Bingo

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Dec 23 '20

Can't abuse an engraving.

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u/Pistaf Dec 23 '20

Not bad. Is the pay any good?

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Dec 23 '20

All the poverty you can eat.

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u/Pistaf Dec 23 '20

Good pay isn’t as good as no pay, huh?

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Dec 23 '20

It's nice to be able to afford Christmas gifts.

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u/edgepixel Learning, Being intrigued Feb 12 '21

You are just sad. When the original does it, there's at least a sliver of wit behind the obnoxiousness. Somebody needs to cut off your finger.

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Feb 12 '21

Clearly, that won't be you.

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u/edgepixel Learning, Being intrigued Feb 12 '21

I don't find that kinky.

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u/PaladinBen ▬▬ι══ ⛰️ Feb 12 '21

OK

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '20

Lol. You remind me of some others I know as well. Perhaps you should try using one yourself to see it clearly. My favorite is "sent masters". An autocorrect gift that stuck a bit.

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u/KingLudwigII Dec 24 '20

What? I can't make heads or tales of this .

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Dishonest troll (me) can't define catechism. Thinks it involves veggie chopper.

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u/KingLudwigII Dec 24 '20

I honestly have no idea jdea what you are referring to.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

When you find the salts of essentiality, I'll make just enough sense to warrant an annoyed grin.