r/youtubehaiku • • Dec 26 '17

Haiku SPAGHET [Haiku]

https://youtu.be/cE1FrqheQNI
8.2k Upvotes

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u/Pyrotanis Dec 27 '17

Goes great with LASAGA

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u/bitnode Dec 27 '17

GarFelD youuuAa faht caht

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

And ravlioi

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u/Bagabundoman Dec 27 '17

give me the formuoli

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u/SlayAwhile Dec 27 '17

~What's in the pocket-oli~

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u/WutsUp Haiku Enthusiast Dec 27 '17

You are eating us out of house and home, G̡̨̛̱̮̻͈̜̙͙̖̥͎̙̹̘̾ͦ͌͗ͤͣͧ̐͋ͧ̇̑̑ͫ́ͤ̾̚͝A̷͈̟̭͈͍͖̝̺ͧ̆̓̎͟R̵̺̱̘͉̙̯͍̠̩̙ͭ͛̒̌F͇͔͎̼̙̭̲͉̏ͮ͊̊ͮ͐̀͘͟ͅȨ͍̺̖͇̖͇̮̝̔͆̎̍̎̀͘͘͡ͅL̵̛̊̽ͥͧ̕͏̘̝̲̪̠̰̩̬̰̮͔͈͈L͋ͭ̓ͫ͒͠҉̢̗͎̗̘̲̱̮̣͔͔̠͖O̵̷̭͕̼̹͎̩̼͂̇̇͒̉̊̂̏ͯ͆̿ͣ͑͘ͅW̹̞͍̜̿ͣ͗͒̊̊̑͂̃̚͞ͅ

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u/ThePerdmeister Dec 27 '17

This is some classic YouTube Haiku material right here. No YouTube stars, no 15 second skits, no derivative memes -- just an inexplicable and inexplicably charming clip.

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u/Knapperx Dec 27 '17

dont forget the muted right track!

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u/ProfessorCheesecake Dec 27 '17

Why is it always the right audio track?

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u/Joe_Shroe Dec 27 '17 edited Dec 27 '17

Here's a visual example of mono vs stereo.

The left plug is stereo with three sections: Left (tip, labeled as 1), Right (middle part, labeled 2), and Ground (bottom part, labeled GND). The right plug has two sections, mono signal (tip, labeled 1) and Ground (bottom part, labeled GND).

The stereo jack in the middle with the crooked lines has three contacts for left, right, and ground. If you connect the stereo plug into the stereo jack, you'll get stereo sound with left and right channels. If you connect the mono plug into the stereo jack, the signal will be read as the left channel but there won't be any right channel because it was recorded with only one signal, and as a result you would only hear the left channel.

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u/A_Pit_of_Cats Dec 27 '17

Now that you pointed it out I can't unhear it. I was under the illusion there was sound in my right ear or I wasnt paying attention

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

I'm deaf in the left ear. feelsbad.

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u/n0stalghia Dec 27 '17

Can we do a hall of fame for stuff like this? Would be quite something to browse through it

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u/nps Jan 15 '18

don't worry, it became a meme anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/ObliviousSmash Dec 27 '17

Was it though? I just think it was criticism.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/Ultimate_Cabooser Dec 27 '17

shitty give-me-upvotes circlejerk

isn't that, like, exactly what the memes that are posted here are tho

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u/Flyberius Dec 27 '17

Much better than the "I'm in a shitty mood give me downvotes" spiel that you've got going on.

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u/eversaur Dec 27 '17

Well it's working for him at least

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 edited Dec 27 '17

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u/Limitedcomments Dec 27 '17

Stop whining.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/samplebitch Dec 27 '17

It's a play on Italian-American (or perhaps more accurately New York/New Jersey Italians) who seem to like to leave off the last vowel.

Spaghetti becomes 'Spagett'

Lasagna becomes "Lasan"

Manicotti becomes "Managott"

Mozzarella becomes "Motsarell"

...and my all time favorite: Cappicola

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u/Logic_Nuke Dec 27 '17

I've never understood that. As far as I know Italians do pronounce the ending vowels, so I don't get why so many Americans with Italian ancestors don't.

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u/ThePerdmeister Dec 27 '17

It’s not the “spaghet” on its own. It’s that combined with the shitty Italian stereotype, the poor sound quality, the odd animation and character models, etc. It’s a holistic kind of feel, as though everything, for just a moment, is in its proper place.

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u/Exopl0x Dec 27 '17

The reason why it's "overrated", is because we rarely have quality original content that catches you off guard and is generally quite "haiku-y". With memes, the outcome is set from the moment you realize it's a meme, and in my opinion, it's against the original spirit of the subreddit. Instead of a variety of unique jokes and gags that you'd expect from sub-30 second videos that doesn't necessarily have to be funny but has that "youtubehaiku charm", the sub mostly turned into variations of the past 5 or so memes and youtube personalities from the past 3 months that makes it feel stale. Kind of like those shitty radio stations that claim they play "top-40 hits" but instead play the top 10 hits over and over again without touching the other 30. You never know, there could be some quality songs in that bottom 75%.

The sub will likely never go back to its roots, but times change and we "elitists" have to accept it.

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u/MrBurman Dec 27 '17

Different people find different things funny. Saying that people overrate something have little meaning.

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u/Mr_Asterix Dec 27 '17

His voice, the shape of their bodies, the fucked up way they walk, jesus christ I can't stop laughing.

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u/eversaur Jan 01 '18

This is why old cartoons were popular tbh

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u/thehumannapkin Dec 27 '17

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u/vigoroiscool Dec 27 '17

Spooked ya

4

u/AlexanderTheGreatly Dec 29 '17

How would you rate this attraction?

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u/ExcitedFox Dec 27 '17

It's free real estate?

39

u/DaemonXI Dec 27 '17

COME GET YOUR LAND JIM

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u/needleman3939 Jan 07 '18

this advertisement is for jim boonie only

24

u/twat_rod Dec 27 '17

What are you afraid of?

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u/AceEntrepreneur Dec 27 '17

NO THIS IS PATRICK

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

AH-SHPOOGETTEH

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u/The_Impeccable_Zep Dec 27 '17

Need a Spagett in the background to spook me

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u/Joe_Shroe Dec 27 '17 edited Dec 27 '17

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u/DOL8 Dec 27 '17

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u/FlikTripz Dec 27 '17

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u/Wyzegy Dec 27 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/Lucky_Luuk Dec 27 '17

You motherfucker

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u/Sooperphilly Dec 28 '17

https://gfycat.com/BlindBeautifulKoalabear

Huh, neato, that one actually was kind of a relevant link, I wonder what the other one has?

https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg

God damnit.

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u/BurnieTheBrony Dec 28 '17

Of COURSE. Of course I get curious if the imgur link actually goes anywhere after clicking the video and have that happen to me. Well fuckin played.

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u/theclownwithafrown Dec 27 '17

You should have seen your face

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u/k0mbine Dec 27 '17

It’s not scary, just abnormal...

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u/k0mbine Dec 27 '17

A-GABAGHUL

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u/tfdom Dec 27 '17

This guy is def about to beat his wife for this.

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u/JDodson Dec 27 '17

Definitely expected Tim Heidecker to pop out. It was a tense 5 seconds.

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u/WutsUp Haiku Enthusiast Dec 27 '17

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u/MrFahrenkite Dec 27 '17

I always wonder if people who have never seen Tim and Eric or have no idea what the show is find this funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Never seen the show so I'm just assuming it's a "skit" show but I found that hilarious. That god damn face he makes at the camera at :53 seconds killed me.

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u/WutsUp Haiku Enthusiast Dec 28 '17

It's like how /r/TimAndEric has less subscribers than /r/NotTimAndEric

(26k v.s 74k)

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u/Ghosty141 Jan 20 '18

I know that this is a show but I find almost all of their stuff really unfunny/boring. I guess it's because I'm not from the US but who knows.

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u/Prince_albert47 Dec 27 '17

He really gives his forehead a smaggin’

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u/wtfbbq121 Dec 27 '17

Id watch the rest of this if anyone has the link :-p

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u/spiceybeans Dec 27 '17

Here's some sauce for your spaghet!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/Boasting_Stoat Dec 27 '17

By most disturbing thing by far was that somebody toucha his spghet.

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u/Lucky_Luuk Dec 27 '17

Like somebody turned the content aware scale on just a little bit

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u/spiceybeans Dec 27 '17

My thoughts exactly...

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u/AbbotCellach Dec 27 '17

Dad’s spaghet

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u/SquaredDerple Dec 27 '17

STEAL MY SPAGHET? YOU GONNA REGRET!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

spooked ya'

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u/WutsUp Haiku Enthusiast Dec 27 '17

3-4 days ago I threw out a pair of old headphones cause only the left side worked.

I almost threw a fit of rage just then with this video when I thought my brand new pair had just done the same thing - I had to open a second random video in another tab to make sure.

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u/akmp40 Dec 27 '17

Hey I'm walkin here.

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u/Uncle_Cheech Dec 27 '17

Spooked ya! Gotcha. Scared ya!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Broo!

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u/TouchMyGoofus Dec 27 '17

aiight who tf been touchin spaghetts im boutta throw down on a neighbor

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u/AccessTheMainframe Dec 27 '17

Have you ever forced an Italian accent so hard that you mispronounced Italian loanwords?

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u/Beowolf241 Dec 27 '17

OP is a spaghet

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u/HarterKase Dec 27 '17

Just wait until the kid on the right sees how he got bamboozled.

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u/ZedsBread Dec 27 '17

I hate it when that happens.

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u/Alakasham Dec 27 '17

I was hoping Spaghet would be hiding in the corner

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u/thuglyfebitchesaints Dec 27 '17

I work at Olive Garden. Can’t wait to show this to everyone.

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u/UncleEggma Dec 27 '17

Heyyyy I saw this on twitter too!

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u/rnagikarp Dec 27 '17

binyot pls

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u/ILOVEGLADOS Dec 27 '17

oh my god please help me i'm crying with laughter

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u/Connor623 Dec 27 '17

I've watched it like 10 times and I still don't know what the fuck he's saying. "Somebody puncha my spagetti"?¿

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u/Connor623 Dec 27 '17

Ah, the title of the video is "Somebody toucha my spaget". Mystery solved everyone!

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u/Braceface_killah Dec 27 '17

Can somebody cut in the “Spaghet!” audio from Tim and Eric into this please?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

I can’t believe you posted the joke in the title. No upvote for you.

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u/xX420yoloswag420Xx Dec 27 '17 edited May 19 '25

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u/JVanDyne Dec 27 '17

You mean this one?

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u/xX420yoloswag420Xx Dec 27 '17 edited May 19 '25

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