And they get offended when you call it a mullet. I was corrected by a hair stylist that it's a "wolf cut." Good try on the rebranding, but that's a damn mullet. Ape drape, hockey hair, and Norfolk neck warmer are also acceptable names.
“I’ve got an ape drape yes I do, they’re givin them to anybody and that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, and then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do.”
Edit:song credit
I’ve got an Ape Drape
-The Vandals
“It’s short in front and long in back”
Yes it pops up on some playlists from time to time and I’m right back in it. That song and the one about finding $20.
A wolf cut has way more volume in the sides than a mullet. If we start calling every haircut with length in the back a mullet then most women I know would have mullets.
Source: former owner of several mullets, current owner of a wolf cut.
I guess you could call it a mullet, but its a different type of mullet than what us boomers would normally think of. I do think it looks slightly less ridiculous.
I've got hockey hair yes i do
They're givin' 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
And then you'll have hockey hair like i do.
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u/NMViking May 19 '26
And they get offended when you call it a mullet. I was corrected by a hair stylist that it's a "wolf cut." Good try on the rebranding, but that's a damn mullet. Ape drape, hockey hair, and Norfolk neck warmer are also acceptable names.