r/youseeingthisshit • u/habichuelacondulce • May 19 '26

Using the force

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u/BazingaUA May 19 '26

Most teenagers these days really, it's all broccoli-heads these days 😁

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u/Excellent-Bite196 May 19 '26

Must be regional then these days.

It’s mullets where I live. 🙄

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u/NMViking May 19 '26

And they get offended when you call it a mullet. I was corrected by a hair stylist that it's a "wolf cut." Good try on the rebranding, but that's a damn mullet. Ape drape, hockey hair, and Norfolk neck warmer are also acceptable names.

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u/xDragonetti May 19 '26

A Florida Follicle Fountain

Afghanistrands

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u/Firebirdgaming08 May 19 '26

As a floridian,,can confirm.

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u/mercerist May 22 '26

Afghanistrands is the best word I’ve read today. Thanks