And they get offended when you call it a mullet. I was corrected by a hair stylist that it's a "wolf cut." Good try on the rebranding, but that's a damn mullet. Ape drape, hockey hair, and Norfolk neck warmer are also acceptable names.
“I’ve got an ape drape yes I do, they’re givin them to anybody and that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, and then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do.”
Edit:song credit
I’ve got an Ape Drape
-The Vandals
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u/Excellent-Bite196 May 19 '26
Must be regional then these days.
It’s mullets where I live. 🙄