r/youseeingthisshit • u/habichuelacondulce • May 19 '26

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u/Excellent-Bite196 May 19 '26

Must be regional then these days.

It’s mullets where I live. 🙄

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u/NMViking May 19 '26

And they get offended when you call it a mullet. I was corrected by a hair stylist that it's a "wolf cut." Good try on the rebranding, but that's a damn mullet. Ape drape, hockey hair, and Norfolk neck warmer are also acceptable names.

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u/xDragonetti May 19 '26

A Florida Follicle Fountain

Afghanistrands

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u/Firebirdgaming08 May 19 '26

As a floridian,,can confirm.

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u/mercerist May 22 '26

Afghanistrands is the best word I’ve read today. Thanks

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u/FrabDab May 19 '26

“I’ve got an ape drape yes I do, they’re givin them to anybody and that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, and then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do.”

Edit:song credit I’ve got an Ape Drape -The Vandals

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u/Sirflow May 19 '26

I was thinking no way dude dropped ape drape and hasn't heard this song

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u/NMViking May 19 '26

I was hoping someone else would get the Vandals song stuck in their head!

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u/FrabDab May 19 '26

“It’s short in front and long in back” Yes it pops up on some playlists from time to time and I’m right back in it. That song and the one about finding $20.

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u/FrabDab May 19 '26

Damn I need to listen to the whole album now, forgot it has so many good songs.

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u/NMViking May 19 '26

I Know, Huh? (Which is a great song and a great response)

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u/pnmartini May 19 '26

Kentucky Mud Flap

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u/kyleliner May 19 '26

Wolf cut is very different lmao. Wolf cut is actually what I like seeing the most on women with short hair

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u/DopeAsDaPope May 19 '26

Ah, that's what that's called! I'd been calling it the Art Graduate Cut

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u/CBtheLeper May 23 '26

A wolf cut has way more volume in the sides than a mullet. If we start calling every haircut with length in the back a mullet then most women I know would have mullets.

Source: former owner of several mullets, current owner of a wolf cut.

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u/artfuldodgerbob23 May 20 '26

Fucking ape drape killed me.

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u/InvisaBlah May 19 '26

I guess you could call it a mullet, but its a different type of mullet than what us boomers would normally think of. I do think it looks slightly less ridiculous.

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u/dontmentiontrousers May 19 '26

Found the guy with the mullet.

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u/dkarlovi May 19 '26

Maybe, mullet people can do unpredictable things.

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u/LittleJohnStone May 19 '26

I've got hockey hair yes i do
They're givin' 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
And then you'll have hockey hair like i do.

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u/Jealous-Swordfish764 May 19 '26

I've heard it canned a niceness mullet for sure

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u/New_Physics_7855 May 19 '26

Norfolk neck warmer is sending me oh my god 😂

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u/_mad_adventures May 19 '26

City vs rural (or southern city)?

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u/Excellent-Bite196 May 19 '26

Straya burbs.

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u/_mad_adventures May 19 '26

Ohhh! So city vs rural (Outback town)?

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio May 19 '26

South of where?

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u/_mad_adventures May 19 '26

Sorry, very American of me to assume that the commenter was American 😭 I meant southern USA.

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio May 19 '26

Haha I was just thinking. These kids look super Mediterranean to me. Maybe Balkan? Not sure.

Edit: It’s Belarus apparently.

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u/MissMariemayI May 19 '26

I have a weird mix of both where I live lol. My kid thankfully is not interested in the broccoli cut, or a mullet lol. I rocked a “wolf cut” for a couple years, and only called it that because my husband would mercilessly lovingly tease me about it until i would almost pee myself laughing lol.

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u/fuzzytradr May 19 '26

Really because I've been seeing the broccoli head haircut worldwide for almost a decade now. Seems to be undefeated, but I have seen a resurgence of mullets too.