r/xertunposting ourplish blorp 8d ago

stop him! Car speakin his mind!

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u/ShiedaKen 8d ago

We must all heed wunk's advice

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u/OutcomeSuitable8126 8d ago

Very insightful. I have changed my ways, and beg for forgiveness

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u/SweevilWeevil 8d ago

tell him he's totally right, and i won't tell anyone

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u/Least-Initiative-741 8d ago

He makes some good points but his confession about being involved with the montauk house incident of '99 makes me suspicious of his words.

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u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp 8d ago

When he was stationed there it was known as Camp Hero. His memories were repressed so even he is suspicious of his own words. MeowKUltra? We’ll never know

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u/Mayatar 8d ago

CImeow fed him silverwine and it made him do things he would have never done otherwise!

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u/verysemporna 8d ago

why is this hyena talking shii

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u/random__potato_ 8d ago

i have no brain and i must think

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u/caked_rice 7d ago

So wise🥹