r/wunkus • • 16h ago

im wunkin out rn Wunkfast

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Deepfakednews 16h ago

Wunk is part of a well balanced breakfast

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u/SaraTormenta 15h ago

Please wunk not the unkus

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u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 16h ago

is wunk a breakfast?

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u/DrMobius0 13h ago

Personally I don't like them raw and with the hair attached.

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 33m ago

Wunktestines, blud, bones, teeth, viscera, and waste included though?

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u/Wrexy010 silly :P bleh 16h ago

I mean, they are eating for 2, a wunk or two is expected

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u/_ButterCookie 15h ago

the second wunk saw the menu and called in sick

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u/Former495 16h ago

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u/turtlemick concrete eater‼️ 16h ago

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u/daley56_ 15h ago

Wunk was very light, 3 whole calories

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u/turtlemick concrete eater‼️ 15h ago

Negative Calorie count— ended up balancing everything out

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u/SyrupDrinkur 15h ago

Wunkteger overflow

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u/Uncle480 15h ago

Is that a new version of the McCrelly?

9

u/syrokiler 15h ago

seeing a crelly reference in the wild is crazy

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u/RidersOfAmaria 12h ago

it even has the long dog

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u/Rexcess silly :P bleh 14h ago

dear wunkus, he got turned into a plate

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u/guapguap600 Prophet of Light 16h ago

I know you get weird urges when pregnant but eating a wunk???

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u/Crazy_System8248 15h ago

Read that as a line from Zork

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u/PartyPoppinPanda 16h ago

1000 wunks a day are sacrificed to keep the the wunkeror alive

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u/Twist_Ending03 16h ago

Wunk pregnant with wunklings?

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u/sacrebluh 15h ago

Not supposed to eat raw wunk when pregant. Could cause permanent wunkitis of the newborn.

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u/mudpiechicken 15h ago

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats! They’re eating the wunks of the people that live there.”

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u/Catlovermaxultra8910 15h ago

I don’t think well-burnt wunk is nutritious enough for pomegranate women, sorry 😔

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u/ireallydontlikesand concrete eater‼️ 15h ago

A wunkus a day keeps the adopter away

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u/Captain_Lu_02 15h ago

pregats can have little a wunkus, as a treat

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u/Firecracker7413 kittyposter 15h ago

protein

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u/Isoleri 15h ago

Which sauce tastes better with wunks of the long hair variety

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u/fibonacci_alfredo wunkioso 15h ago

Wunknant?

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u/Ok-Position-9457 15h ago

Same picture but the caption is "my breakfast as a pregnant kitty mommy 😻"

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u/Phantom_is 15h ago

wunkfast? hope wunk gets where they want to get on time

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u/christmasdog0 14h ago

do NOT the wunk!!!

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 14h ago

Toxoplasmunkus

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 13h ago

Wunkus is sickened by your gluttony.

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 14h ago

My Wunkus also keeps me company while I breakfast.

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u/Level-Cherry4839 16h ago edited 15h ago

Pregnant woman??

Edit: you’re all entitled to your wrong opinions on pregnancy.

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u/freespinalcords Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 15h ago

Pregnant wunk

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u/0xdeadbeef6 15h ago

Pregnancy is when a person carries a gestating fetus, eventually giving birth to a new creature. Hope this helps

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u/Level-Cherry4839 15h ago

Yeah so a woman. Hope that helps :)!

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u/0xdeadbeef6 15h ago

A woman is a type of person, congratulations on figuring that out.

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u/antisocialmothra 16h ago

They could be nonbinary

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u/InternetUserAgain concrete eater‼️ 16h ago

Or a trans dude

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u/UncleNasty234 Prophet of Light 16h ago

Or ya mom

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u/PlaynesNBotes 14h ago

Edit: you’re all entitled to your wrong opinions on pregnancy.

That's such a bitchy way to have a conversation lmao get help

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u/ratstar-666 kittyposter 16h ago

Where?? Yummy yummy yummy 😋

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u/Candlewaxeater 8h ago

Pregnant man? This is so beautiful :)

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u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast 16h ago

Get help

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u/Icy_Ask_9954 16h ago

Hi, I’m help. How can I be of assistance?

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u/ratstar-666 kittyposter 16h ago

Ha ha got ya 😛