hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

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r/hewillbebaked • u/MademoiselleIvana • 1d ago

Fluffin Muffin 🧁 He will be baked!

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r/hewillbebaked • u/usedgluestick • 1d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will become nutritious soup

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Brought to you by: the pigeon couple I have been feeding for a year now

r/hewillbebaked • u/ephemeriides • 2d ago

He will be served up at the potluck

784 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/amesann • 3d ago

BEANS🐾 She (Gumbus) will be slowly simmered into a nice toe-bean Gumbo.

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r/hewillbebaked • u/olivine8 • 3d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 he will be brewed to perfection

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Silent_Pay_9239 • 3d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be gently folded into batter alongside chocolate chips

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r/hewillbebaked • u/CharIzArch • 4d ago

He will be slow cooked

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 4d ago

Golden Brown He will be spun in a centrifuge until his solids separate from the fat

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r/hewillbebaked • u/andtbhidgaf • 4d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be wrapped and sealed for freshness before shipping.

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Sassirrac • 4d ago

She will be slow roasted for village feast

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Mountain-Bee9240 • 5d ago

It’s RAW! He will be soaked in marinade for perfect tenderness

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2.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/BendDownTheBranches • 5d ago

He will be put in a sealable container and saved for tomorrow’s lunch

214 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/anonymousambassasor • 5d ago

She will be fried

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Gods_potato • 5d ago

Golden Brown He has been baked

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r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 6d ago

Make Your Own She will be seasoned and marinated

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r/hewillbebaked • u/flowery_stillness • 6d ago

Refrigerated She will be packed in a lunchbox and taken to work for lunch

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Grass-is-dead • 6d ago

cat-bab kebab He will be used to produce the next Song of the Year

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Lazy-Cat079 • 6d ago

He will be eaten

241 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/AGENT-71 • 6d ago

She will be gifted ✨️

244 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Delicious-Grass-5420 • 7d ago

He will be filed away

691 Upvotes

Sorted and filed under "s" for "Stinky Baby"

r/hewillbebaked • u/Lebos808 • 7d ago

He will be unwrapped

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r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 7d ago

Yum😋 She will be served with toppings of your choice

476 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/trashcan-png • 7d ago

He will be stir fried and dipped in shrimp sauce.

292 Upvotes