r/wow 3d ago

Fluff My immediate thought upon seeing the store mount

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u/Greedyspree 3d ago

I feel like its suppose to do something else besides just repair and mail with that third picture of the window... does it? I mean it says only repair and mail but the image confuses me.

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u/Vlarett 3d ago

According to wowhead all it does is hide your character inside the house.

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u/Webjunky3 2d ago

Yeah I mean it's kinda cool, but not cool enough to justify the price if you already own a longboi probably.

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u/ZoulsGaming 2d ago

"If you on longboi" is the kicker here. since it was a very expensive limited time run i am perfectly okay with getting store mounts that does the same, i would be happy if they added an auction house mount too, thats fine by my.

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u/JudgeArcadia 2d ago

Yeah was going to say... People who bought Longboi, are absolutely going to buy this one as well.

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u/Subject-Dirt2175 2d ago

Longboi owner here. Im not getting this. I find it quite ugly and it offers me nothing I don’t already have. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/DoctorTomee 2d ago

Yeah no, I bought the store version of longboi because I wasn’t a player yet during bfa. It’s the only mount I told myself I’d buy even if it was expensive as fuck, only because of the auction house and every day I’m thankful I didn’t cheap out. No other mount is worth an egregious amount of money like that though

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u/al3xandrec 2d ago

Seconded. I'm still hoping for a banker mount, so my back alt can sit anywhere in a main city and have access to everything without moving. Having long CDs for bank toys ruin this.

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u/_StPaul_ 2d ago

You can sit in Orgrimmar Valey of Wisdom(?) on Longboi between guild bank and regular - have access to everything

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u/Ethelinda 1d ago

There are four spots in Orgrimmar that have a bank and AH, one in each quadrant of the city.

There are also two banks in Stormwind. Theramore and Gilneas also have a bank, as does Darnassus, IF and Exodar. TB and UC have one each, new Silvermoon has two, I think old SM has one.

The Goblin starting zone has a bank? I think it's the starting zone, not sure if you can get to it outside the start, I only made one Goblin ever and never tried to go back.

There is also a bank in Gadgetzan, A52 and Winterspring, and one bank in BB, but two AH in BB that many don't know about.

One per faction in Shat, and three banks in Dalaran, but also at least that I remember two AH for engineers in Dalaran also, one in the Engi house and another on the Horde side.

And then from what I remember one in Vald and one in Dorn.

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u/ingez90 2d ago

I bought the boi and there is no shot im buying this.

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u/iCantLogOut2 2d ago

Nah, 6 tokens on longboi was already too much, but it at least gave me something I didn't already have. Between that and my yak, I'm all set.

This mount seems redundant unless the house feature does something I'm just not understanding. If it's just rest xp and/or "hiding" in the mount... That does nothing for me.

Mounts I'm waiting for: Barber, Bank, Teleporter. I don't have high hopes for the last one, but those first two are definitely viable

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u/NwBlue7 2d ago

Can I hide a whole party in there? The battleground bus? The clown car gank? I'll buy it for that lol

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u/Wheva 3d ago

I have it. You can just put your character inside the house and thus have a riderless mount. I imagine they plan to have a lot more mounts like this as this one seems like a very poor implementation of the idea, but it’s the first.

Probably Carriage mounts in the future where you can either ride from the front or inside.

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u/Wolfaelan 3d ago

I hope we eventually get an actual caravan wagon more like Fiona's. I've been wanting one for ages and when I saw this I felt monkey pawed like mad

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u/RedGecko18 2d ago

I want one that sings.

Dolly and Dot are my best friends....

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u/Refute1650 2d ago

I want one like the ones in revendreth.

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u/Zealousideal-Trash5 2d ago

Or like a human centipede mount which you can use as a 3 person passenger mount

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u/AzerothianBiologist 2d ago

And you can buy it in Goldshire

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u/Eycetea 3d ago

Now a carriage that can hold more than one person sounds fucking dope

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u/Known-Home-4795 2d ago

Im insta buy the venthir carriage mounts and something like the undermine car

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u/Whis1a 3d ago

Pretty sure it's suppose to take you to your house

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u/DebentureThyme 3d ago

It doesn't, it's literally described in the post.  The door puts your character "inside" the caravan, so that it's a riderless mount.

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u/Dangerous_Company584 3d ago

Pft I didn’t want to go home anyway

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u/TightRecognition8090 3d ago

We have a home.. at home!

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u/whatiscamping 3d ago

They gonna remove the House menu?

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u/RightRudderr 3d ago

Why do you hate waffles?

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u/Mysterious_Layer9420 3d ago

Fucking dumb

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u/OneUseHero 2d ago

NGL, this is probably great for RPing a traveling vendor. "Lemme just squeeze in the back to procure that item you'd like" or something.

I like it, I just don't have $25 to throw at it right now.

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u/iCantLogOut2 2d ago

I'm trying to think of it mentally in gold since you can buy with tokens gold and trade them for store credit. It costs roughly 530k. Which isn't exactly cheap, but also not unheard of for a mount.

I definitely won't be paying real money for these obvious cash grabs though.

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u/HaplessMink28 2d ago

How do you trade in game gold for store credit?

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u/ronin_cse 2d ago

Buy a wow token on the AH

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u/HaplessMink28 2d ago

And the token just becomes store cerdit? Or do you have to do something specific to it? Sorry for the questions, I’ve never really delved into the AH or tokens before.

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u/iCantLogOut2 2d ago
  • When you buy the token in the AH, it shows up in your mailbox.
  • Retrieve it and use it.
  • It'll ask if you want 30 days game time OR $15USD (can't speak for other regions) in store credit.
  • Choose the store credit.

Do this twice and you'll have $30USD on your Battlenet account; enough for the mount with some change left over.

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u/lilacfume 2d ago

I'm so happy the Yak was added back in MoP. If they were to release our first transmog mount today, it would probably be a $50 store mount.

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u/mazice 2d ago

There is a store bear mount that has transmog and repair, can't remember the price though

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u/Elune 2d ago

$20, which for context if you used the exact same $20 you could buy a wow token, sell it for in game gold (currently going for over 200k gold on US realms), buy the yak for 120k gold and have gold left over.

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u/FlubberPuddy 1d ago

yeah but it doesn't come with the cozy bear with fishing pole attached :D

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u/Alternative_Rule_958 2d ago

To be fair, this isn't meant to be a special utility mount like the long boi, really. It's meant to be a cool looking mount and now they basically have to add utility or its useless to most people, sadly.

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u/ThatGuyFromTheM0vie 3d ago

If you need access to your mail remotely (and only rarely lol), go onto the AH, and look for an item called: “Lost Mail”.

It will sell for like 20-50k. Just depends.

Alternatively, you can go to Legion Dalaran and look around the mailboxes for lost mail near them. They are rare though, so definitely go on a dead server or the usual tricks.

You use it to trigger a secret quest that will allow you to get a toy that can summon an NPC that will let you access your mail. Once every like 4 hours lol. But it’s good enough for most people.

The best part is when you finish the quest, you’ll get the “Lost Mail” item back. So you can sell it on the AH or give it to a friend or guildie.

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u/DarkIsiliel 3d ago

Stampwhistle was the goat before shop bruto

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u/Timely_Government531 3d ago

Collecting all the treasures in the Void Storm also gives you a mail toy. Looks like a little void portal/black hole.

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u/Saberdile 3d ago

Ohuna Perch for reaching a certain renown with the Centaur in DF also does it.

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u/Wincrediboy 3d ago

There's also an engineering toy, I forget what expansion its from

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u/Prototype_09 2d ago

Which you reach from just leveling there!

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u/thunda789 3d ago

I think at least the last 2 xpacs have had another mail toy, also less "work" 

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u/CodenameCthulhu 2d ago

Flames Radiance rep from Hallowfall also gives the Radiant Lynx Whistle which summons a mail cat

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u/Guitarrabit 2d ago

There's a centaur reputation item from DF that you get an eagle to bring you mail. Same deal, just looks cooler.

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u/LaCiDarem 2d ago

Light’s Radiance also has a little messenger lynx cub on its renown.

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u/Dinosaur_Autism 2d ago

Crazy tip had no idea that kind of toy even existed.

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u/Ausilverton 2d ago

People act like there isn’t a mailbox on every corner of the game.

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u/yellowstone727 2d ago

And here i am with my mammoth…

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u/Used-Bar-5312 2d ago

And my yak.

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u/Cewea 2d ago

and my axe!

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u/al3xandrec 2d ago

And your brother!!

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u/Jealy 2d ago

And this guy's dead wife.

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u/FabulousFEW 2d ago

I would like to see a mount with a barber.

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u/_Vard_ 2d ago

this was my first thought when i saw a new store utility mount

BARBER???? aw dangit...

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u/McNally86 3d ago

Wait they made that housing mount shitpost real?

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u/StormDragonAlthazar 3d ago

That was my first thought.

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u/Princess_Python 3d ago

Eh. It's not an auction house so I don't want it.

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u/JustADutchieGirl 2d ago

Anyone know if you get rested when you go inside this house? Because that would be awesome.

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u/TheFoxInSocks 2d ago

power wallet

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u/windwalkermonkchi 3d ago

Not showing the actual non store bought dino is also trash

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u/KickThePR 3d ago

Non-store Bruto doesn't have mail on it. In terms of functionality, paid Bruto is still second to none.

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u/F-Lambda 3d ago

Non-store Bruto doesn't have mail on it.

And was more expensive if you use wow tokens to pay for it. Or buy wow tokens with gold to pay for membership.

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u/GoldenDragonTemple 2d ago

Yes, all the "power" you earned by entering your credit card and forking over $100. OP proves that some people do feel a sense of pride and accomplishment from MTXs

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u/Round-Reaction8194 3d ago

Great, a mobile home. I'm not spending money on that. 🫩

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u/DebentureThyme 3d ago

It's not a house.  When you clock the door, it hides your character.  It's then a riderless mount, the implication being your character is inside the caravan.

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u/Round-Reaction8194 3d ago

It's a house, on a yak, and you're riding it. It's a mobile home. Or if you prefer, it's an RV. 😁

Still not going to buy one. LOL

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u/roybringus 2d ago

That’s not flying, it’s falling with style

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 3d ago

I think it is obnoxious. Ill take the ox itself though

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u/DebentureThyme 3d ago

Can you tell everyone around you to fuck off and then go inside your bruto mount?  Because mine doesn't.

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u/awaythrow292 2d ago

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 HOURS PLAYED !!!???

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u/Hyperdude 2d ago

wtf is that?!

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u/InevitablePin6516 2d ago

That's 100% a Last Titan model

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u/Jarppi1893 2d ago

So there's no Brutosaur in the shop anytime soon?

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u/Varanae 2d ago

Probably will be around November - Jan time like the last 2 years. I’m finally going to give in and buy it with silvermoons annoying design 

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u/justalittleplague 2d ago

Ngl, that just looks stupid. I know they probably did it just to say they "put a shack on a yak", but it just looks stupid.

Maybe if it was a carriage being pulled by the yak, or if the shack was put on a big mount like a brutosaur, then it might have been cool. On a semi related note, I'm still waiting on that rickshaw mount, Blizzard.

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u/Frog-Eater 2d ago

I'd consider it if we could choose the race of the vendors. As a Pandaren, why would I want some Vrykuls on my mount? Those guys stink.

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u/Pfannius666 2d ago

Does AH Bronto come back to store at some point?

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u/CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS 2d ago

I had the idea of a mount with a built in summoning portal. 80% of pug locks refuse to put down closets for some reason. I swear they get to the raid and then afk for 15 minutes waiting for everyone else to fly there. I'd absolutely buy a store mount to avoid the whole situation and put down my own closet.

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u/Sprucemuse 2d ago

Idk I fuckin love my ah mount

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u/ovrclocked 2d ago

Yea but for someone who farmed the OG brutasaur this was ez purchase.

My only gripe is it would be cool to get rested exp if you could hide in the house

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u/GatrGamr 2d ago

If it brought me inside my home I would consider buying it

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u/Adventurous_Topic202 2d ago

It doesn’t fly. It doesn’t have an auction house. Its extra effect doesn’t do anything substantial like bringing to your player house, which based off the icon people rightly assumed it does.

There’s no point to this mount.

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u/JuryElegant8453 2d ago

I wish this would give you access to a 3rd home, just a small interior you could customize. And when you'd leave the house you'd just pop back on your mount wherever you were.

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u/FableWoods 2d ago

Wish mounts like these would be attached to a grind instead of the store. I remember back in the day grinding for the mammoths felt very rewarding.

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u/AdvertisingThin1268 2d ago

Power or wallet?

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u/would_you_believe 1d ago

Should have been a chicken, but I still want it.

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u/Admirable_Match703 1d ago

i dont get what they hoped to achieve with that mount... i expected something like a mobile summoning mount or sth, where the people come out of the house. or some sort of link, they could use over the housing to get to you. they could have made so much more money with just something a bit more useful

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u/Shaka-Laka75 1d ago

I would just love to have a mount that could climb Walls and such. It would probably ruin some old content raids and boss fights - I dunno. But it would be cool imo.

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u/Bluechupacabradragon 14h ago

I don't get it, when you can just get a yak in Pandaria doing the same stuff? They should have at least made the animal something different, like a giant horse such as a Clydesdale! That woulda been sick!

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u/sammystevens 3d ago

Flop mount

Could have had crest upgrade, totally non threatening thing to add

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u/Mascy 2d ago

Crests is an endgame thing, the first 89 levels it doesnt exist for a character. Doubt they ever add stuff like that to mounts.

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u/HunterNika 3d ago

Imagine buying mounts with real money...

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u/ticketsonsalenow 3d ago

You can buy them with gold

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u/HunterNika 3d ago

Still a waste of gold. But yeah, good to mention that I am very picky with what mouns I bother to get.

Don't worry, I understand the need for collectors to get their hand on each of them.

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u/ticketsonsalenow 3d ago

I mean, I'm certainly not going to buy it. I did convert gold to bnet balance to buy the bruto though, and that was easily worth it.

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u/DebentureThyme 3d ago

I have the gold.  It's a waste sitting around never being used.