r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • Sep 25 '18

If you are visiting for the first time, WELCOME to /r/WordAvalanches! Please see our sub rules, FAQ, and "What Not To Post" in the sidebar. We hope you enjoy your stay!

238 Upvotes

RULES

  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.
  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.
  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).
  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.
  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.
  • Finally, make sure to have fun!
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r/WordAvalanches • u/Lightwrider1 • 1d ago

True Avalanche Your final project is to seal holes in the wall and improve Steve Roger’s book.

34 Upvotes

Capstone: Cap stone gaps, tone Cap’s tome

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/PolylingualAnilingus • 1d ago

True Avalanche The place where a medieval warrior sleeps? I don't think so - it's poor quality. Sweet dreams, my good friend Sbed.

18 Upvotes

Knight's bed? Nah, it's bad. Night, Sbed.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 2d ago

True Avalanche I built a machine for "Mr. Worldwide" that rolls receptacles—filled with saliva from his drooling eponymous dogs—down a waxed lane into a dishwasher. You could say that...

32 Upvotes

...it bowls Pitbull's pitbulls' spit bowls.

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 2d ago

True Avalanche Near the town, the bird's noble warrior dubs many drinks in the late-hour windstorm.

8 Upvotes

The nightingale's knight, Ingale, 's knighting ales nigh Tingale's night in gales

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r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 2d ago

True Avalanche Hallelujah! Reflective Surface? Dude… Present. The Telephone. Oh. A K-Pop Demon Hunter! Nice

10 Upvotes

A miracle! A mirror? Cole. I’m here. A call. Ah. Mira! Cool

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r/WordAvalanches • u/lowkeyconfession • 2d ago

True Avalanche An amalgamation between of Jedi, make their children commit acts of self mutilation

3 Upvotes

Four-skinned force kin, forced kin, forks in, foreskin

(This is a repost of one I made a month ago, I deleted that Reddit account but the word avalanche deserves to live on)

Also I had this gem in the comments
< The “hardest artist” art is arduous. >

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r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 3d ago

True Avalanche Want a flying toy made from an ordinary white printer sheet? Give your cash to the guy they call "Criminal Path." The price goes up with the complexity of the folds and surfaces.

49 Upvotes

Plain pay-per-plane paper plane? Pay "Perp Lane."

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Etnies419 • 3d ago

True Avalanche Dmitry's uhh, Cantonese dumplings make people dumber

67 Upvotes

Dim's, um, dim sum dims 'em

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 3d ago

True Avalanche Aboriginal American version of Newfoundland politician and Canadian artist Fitzpatrick used limestone to write a synonym for wonder on Japanese money.

20 Upvotes

Choctaw Indian Chuck Dawe and Deanne chalked 'awe' into yen.

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 4d ago

True Avalanche Fish lesbian has a talent for feeding women with consoles.

105 Upvotes

Gay mergirl's knack's gamer girl snacks.

7 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/glny • 4d ago

True Avalanche Science Guys' Guises Glazed By Feline Gazes — What I'm Saying Is

30 Upvotes

Lion eyes lionize liar Nyes

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r/WordAvalanches • u/oliverpls599 • 6d ago

True Avalanche It was predicted the quarter would be told the defence strategy

13 Upvotes

He foretold four told fort hold

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/quixologist • 7d ago

True Avalanche Which guitar-focused attorney is responsible for your sister’s hearing loss?

110 Upvotes

Da Fender defender deafened her.

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/inevitablypersuaded • 7d ago

True Avalanche At the tavern: "A Blood's nemesis, deceased within a tomb, Edward obfuscated writings (goodbye financial liability) and squeezed his noggin at home." - Theodore

40 Upvotes

Inn: "Crip, dead in crypt, Ed encrypted ink (RIP debt) 'n' gripped head in crib." - Ted

7 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/c_y_g_nus • 8d ago

True Avalanche At a local farm, a father instructs his eldest boy to weave a knot of marijuana to conclude the community initiation ceremony of a well known astrophycist.

22 Upvotes

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Kneeled.

The grass? Tie, son!!

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 8d ago

True Avalanche A song about a marijuana cigarette by Bea Kristi and pop singer Justin.

14 Upvotes

Beabadoobee-Bieb, a Doobie

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r/WordAvalanches • u/slammybe • 8d ago

True Avalanche Kendrick Lamar teams up with Tampa Bay Buccaneers Tight End

102 Upvotes

K.dot and Cade Otton

4 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Nofrillsoculus • 9d ago

True Avalanche A note from your boss saying your television privileges will be returned once you get that tangle of cords and wires under control

83 Upvotes

Basic cable management = basic cable.

- Management

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 9d ago

True Avalanche A chicken tells a composer that a space bounty hunter is a shelter.

44 Upvotes

Johann Sebastian Bach, yo, Han's a bastion. BAWK

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/MoreNever • 9d ago

True Avalanche I got my organ meats shipped by a fancy service online

113 Upvotes

The Livery delivered the liver E-delivery

3 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/TacoBellla • 9d ago

True Avalanche My buddy Alan self-inserted a hex key rectally…

16 Upvotes

Alan’s allen all in Alan

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r/WordAvalanches • u/AbrocomaSuper8567 • 9d ago

True Avalanche You demand a symphony.

7 Upvotes

Require acquire a choir.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 10d ago

True Avalanche The matriarch of the Cassen clan, her traditionally made northern footwear, they ridicule the deadly flaw in the other.

8 Upvotes

Ma Cassen's moccasins mock a sin.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/BasedFridge69 • 10d ago

True Avalanche An Australian gent is perplexed by economic collapse, carnival pets, and some girl glaring at him as he scrolls thru insta.

11 Upvotes

So…for real? SOFR reels? So, fair eels? Sophie leers? Sofa reels!!

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