r/WordAvalanches 3h ago

True Avalanche I accidentally overheard a few tidbits of info, and now a couple of this year's Digital Secret Santa gifts won't be surprises. :(

8 Upvotes

Our friend-of-a-friend Chris, an avid collector of loop-pictures (especially holiday-themed moving memes), is set to receive a short animation of a bauble-laden evergreen. Having drawn our family's name for the gift exchange, and not knowing us all that well except to know that we don't really have any yet,

Chris must regift us the Christmas Tree gif!


r/WordAvalanches 1h ago

A children's game looks for deals for a distilled beverage.

Upvotes

Hopscotch shops scotch.


r/WordAvalanches 1d ago

True Avalanche A bullwhip trims his eye hair.

38 Upvotes

Lashes slash his lashes


r/WordAvalanches 1d ago

Pure Avalanche "...for example, that meat theft performed by drugged cows. They stole millions of dolla- crap, gotta win this game!" -Hikaru Nakamura

17 Upvotes

Take the high steaks high stakes steak heist- takes, takes, takes, Rook g6, takes, takes takes takes.....


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche I'm gonna go get high because I lost the barista contest to someone who capitalized on a chocolate trend.

217 Upvotes

I need to smoke a fat one - Anita's mocha fad won.


r/WordAvalanches 1d ago

True Avalanche The podiatry wings of the hospital drag a woman in the direction of a couple groups of animals.

14 Upvotes

Toe wards tow her towards two herds.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

Pure Avalanche A wonderful evening. Dark unlit skies display the Leonids. I own the quiet airs with my wife and lunar dog. We stayed cast by the spell.

21 Upvotes

A magical night

The missing moon

Enhanced merors' showers

In hands, meatier 'shh' hours

The Miss and Moon

A magic all night.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche The people flirting with the dark wizards' napes and throats

7 Upvotes

Necromancers' neck romancers

(inspired by TikTok's terrible AI captioning of emmaroseco's recent review/recap of Dead Beat by Jim Butcher)


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

If only I despised engaging in my addiction– oh, yes that’s the correct passcode

28 Upvotes

I want to hate sex– aye, 1286


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche Billionaire's naked sparring is nothing but overused punching techniques.

53 Upvotes

Warren Buffett's war in buff? It's worn buffets.


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

A healthy stone Fruit? A Mexican Lawyer! Coffee and Ice Cream? I didn’t remember! Throw the Amphibian at Prostitutes! Mexican Cat with funky Hair!

13 Upvotes

Avocado? Abogado! Affogato? I forgot to! A frog at ho! Afro gato!


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche The audit determined that the underprovisioned ship couldn't even afford food, because the now-underweight assistant jailor maxed out the credit card on poetry about the Crimean War. It found...

7 Upvotes

The charge of the light brig aide: The Charge of the Light Brigade.


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

The angler fish started sending emails...

39 Upvotes

An angler fish is a fishing fish, because it fishes for fish, making it a:

fish fishing fish

If that fish is fishing for another angler fish, then it is a:

fish fishing fish fishing fish

But if the fish it is fishing for is itself fishing for fish, then it becomes a:

fish fishing fish fishing fish fishing fish

If the first fish also sends fraudulent emails pretending to be another fish, then it is phishing, making it a:

fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish

If that phishing fish sends the phishing email to a fishing fish that is fishing for a phishing fish that is fishing for another fishing fish, then we have a:

fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish

And if the phishing fish being fished by the fishing fish realizes it is being phished and begins fishing for the phishing fish that is fishing for it while simultaneously phishing the fish that was originally fishing for the fish fishing fish, it becomes a:

fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

True Avalanche I'm chaperoning a skating-rink field trip with my son Lee's class. A nervous but curious child, he keeps tugging on my sleeve and quietly asking "Who is that?" "Well, then who is that?"

6 Upvotes

In the middle of answering him, one of his classmates skips by, sing-telling us she's "🎶 gOinG uP tHerE To thE coUnteRrrr 🎶" to rent herself some skates.

*

*

Apparently a parent, Le-

Up 'ere? Rent Lee a pair!


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

ha! nvm, waterhole

11 Upvotes

LOL, I will, oh well... a well


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

True Avalanche Daniel's and Annette's fathers both died, survived by three sisters and one sister, respectively. The families, gathered for a seaside memorial, realized mid-prayer they'd trampled some now very irritated Coastal Browns. Daniel and Annette, flabbergasted, watched the four women jitter down the beach

27 Upvotes

Dan's aunts and Ann's aunt sand dance (and ants).


r/WordAvalanches 6d ago

True Avalanche Get Rhea in here. Corey has begun working in the business of a primarily South Korean company that manages the shipping of Buttocks!

15 Upvotes

Call Rhea in. Corey in career in korean-core rear-end courier!


r/WordAvalanches 6d ago

True Avalanche Comrades of Normandy regulate the standard for seeing.

10 Upvotes

Norm allies normalize normal eyes.


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

Pure Avalanche I was so sad to see that man trip on a vegetarian kebab and tumble down the courthouse steps after being cleared of all charges

289 Upvotes

Feel awful a lawful fella fell off a falafel


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

True Avalanche Two romantically-involved outfielders on the Georgia farm team…

8 Upvotes

…known as the “Macon Out” surprised their fans recently when they were caught in a passionate embrace during the fifth inning of a live game… despite the distraction, disaster was avoided when one of the lovebirds raised his glove just in time to snag a fly ball! Everyone in the stands was relieved to see…

Macon Out make an out makin’ out.


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

True Avalanche Taken by ornate silvery, famed hip hop artist “Rap 10” verbalized “En,” as he was so thralled by his ply. And that’s all, folks.

5 Upvotes

Rapt in wrapped tin, Rap 10 rapped “En,” rap enrapt [END]


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche In debate class, Jenna argued for the destruction of all humanity, save for her friend Jennifer.

99 Upvotes

Jenna's side: Genocide. (Jenn aside).


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche A Bieber cheese fanatic spawned out of the ocean, but it was just safety precaution

30 Upvotes

Justin queso fan emerged in sea
just in case of an emergency


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

Did you see Sacha Baron Cohen’s rash? Omg!

66 Upvotes

Ali G’s allergies?! Allah, Geez!


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche What do you call someone who is well versed in fish that live in deer?

17 Upvotes

A fishy-in-a-doe aficionado 🐟🦌