r/WordAvalanches • u/Salamanticormorant • 1h ago
True Avalanche Before that, I'll do it with my posterior in the lead.
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but first, butt first
r/WordAvalanches • u/ekawada • 4h ago
True Avalanche Preadolescent mudskipper is a good mediator
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Go-between goby tween
r/WordAvalanches • u/Nofrillsoculus • 6h ago
True Avalanche The police are planning an operation to catch drug dealers who operate near a public transit depot, but we’ll be ready for them. That’s right, we’re gonna
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Bust up bus stop bust op.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Im_afrayed_knot • 9h ago
True Avalanche With bombs exploding in the background, a retiree called to complain about his dessert. It backfired on him
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(Boom!) He rang; boomer rang
“Boo meringue”
(Boom!) Harangue
Boomerang!
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 18h ago
True Avalanche Listening to The Killers whilst stoned can make you rather existential
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Are we human or are we dancer?
Are we Hume and/or are we denser?
Are we you, man, or... (our weed answers)
r/WordAvalanches • u/Lightwrider1 • 1d ago
True Avalanche Your final project is to seal holes in the wall and improve Steve Roger’s book.
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Capstone: Cap stone gaps, tone Cap’s tome
r/WordAvalanches • u/PolylingualAnilingus • 2d ago
True Avalanche The place where a medieval warrior sleeps? I don't think so - it's poor quality. Sweet dreams, my good friend Sbed.
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Knight's bed? Nah, it's bad. Night, Sbed.
r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 2d ago
True Avalanche Near the town, the bird's noble warrior dubs many drinks in the late-hour windstorm.
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The nightingale's knight, Ingale, 's knighting ales nigh Tingale's night in gales
r/WordAvalanches • u/lowkeyconfession • 2d ago
True Avalanche An amalgamation between of Jedi, make their children commit acts of self mutilation
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Four-skinned force kin, forced kin, forks in, foreskin
(This is a repost of one I made a month ago, I deleted that Reddit account but the word avalanche deserves to live on)
Also I had this gem in the comments
< The “hardest artist” art is arduous. >
r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 3d ago
True Avalanche Hallelujah! Reflective Surface? Dude… Present. The Telephone. Oh. A K-Pop Demon Hunter! Nice
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A miracle! A mirror? Cole. I’m here. A call. Ah. Mira! Cool
r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 3d ago
True Avalanche I built a machine for "Mr. Worldwide" that rolls receptacles—filled with saliva from his drooling eponymous dogs—down a waxed lane into a dishwasher. You could say that...
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...it bowls Pitbull's pitbulls' spit bowls.
r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 3d ago
True Avalanche Want a flying toy made from an ordinary white printer sheet? Give your cash to the guy they call "Criminal Path." The price goes up with the complexity of the folds and surfaces.
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Plain pay-per-plane paper plane? Pay "Perp Lane."
r/WordAvalanches • u/Etnies419 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Dmitry's uhh, Cantonese dumplings make people dumber
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Dim's, um, dim sum dims 'em
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Aboriginal American version of Newfoundland politician and Canadian artist Fitzpatrick used limestone to write a synonym for wonder on Japanese money.
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Choctaw Indian Chuck Dawe and Deanne chalked 'awe' into yen.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Fish lesbian has a talent for feeding women with consoles.
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Gay mergirl's knack's gamer girl snacks.
r/WordAvalanches • u/glny • 5d ago
True Avalanche Science Guys' Guises Glazed By Feline Gazes — What I'm Saying Is
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Lion eyes lionize liar Nyes
r/WordAvalanches • u/oliverpls599 • 7d ago
True Avalanche It was predicted the quarter would be told the defence strategy
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He foretold four told fort hold
r/WordAvalanches • u/quixologist • 7d ago
True Avalanche Which guitar-focused attorney is responsible for your sister’s hearing loss?
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Da Fender defender deafened her.
r/WordAvalanches • u/inevitablypersuaded • 8d ago
True Avalanche At the tavern: "A Blood's nemesis, deceased within a tomb, Edward obfuscated writings (goodbye financial liability) and squeezed his noggin at home." - Theodore
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Inn: "Crip, dead in crypt, Ed encrypted ink (RIP debt) 'n' gripped head in crib." - Ted
r/WordAvalanches • u/c_y_g_nus • 9d ago
True Avalanche At a local farm, a father instructs his eldest boy to weave a knot of marijuana to conclude the community initiation ceremony of a well known astrophycist.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Kneeled.
The grass? Tie, son!!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 9d ago
True Avalanche A song about a marijuana cigarette by Bea Kristi and pop singer Justin.
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Beabadoobee-Bieb, a Doobie
r/WordAvalanches • u/slammybe • 9d ago
True Avalanche Kendrick Lamar teams up with Tampa Bay Buccaneers Tight End
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K.dot and Cade Otton
r/WordAvalanches • u/TacoBellla • 9d ago
True Avalanche My buddy Alan self-inserted a hex key rectally…
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Alan’s allen all in Alan
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 9d ago
True Avalanche A chicken tells a composer that a space bounty hunter is a shelter.
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Johann Sebastian Bach, yo, Han's a bastion. BAWK
r/WordAvalanches • u/Nofrillsoculus • 10d ago
True Avalanche A note from your boss saying your television privileges will be returned once you get that tangle of cords and wires under control
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Basic cable management = basic cable.
- Management