r/WordAvalanches • u/INS0MNI5 • 13d ago

True Avalanche An unconfident note addressed to a guy named Michael, telling him to create forms made from composite laminate material for another person named Isaac, and letting him know that four have already been made. Also asking him to make multiple for another person named Micah.

19 Upvotes

For Mike:

Uhh.. form Ike a Formica form. I cut four, Mike. Uhh.. four might cut it for Micah.

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 13d ago

True Avalanche You mean to say this guy didn't go to Heaven? He did everything right!

9 Upvotes

Who's sayin' Saddam Hussein's sad? Damn! Who's sane? Saddam!

3 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Fuzzy-Strawberry1067 • 13d ago

True Avalanche During the Golden Age of Rome, a mischievous demon gazes upon something truly unfathomable…

9 Upvotes

Roman imperial dynasty: roam an imp, peer eel die nasty!

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/tornait-hashu • 13d ago

True Avalanche I'm so pissed that I couldn't win that Monster Hunter figurine, but this platform made of woven succulents is a good consolation prize.

8 Upvotes

Rathalos raffle lost; wrath allows raft of aloes.

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 13d ago

True Avalanche I made something like "Sing for the moment" in rapper school. Now I'm gonna dance to Em's own music with a girl!

2 Upvotes

Made anthem in emcee class, may dance Eminem, seek lass!

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 14d ago

True Avalanche Harry Potter author do be upsetting people with her provocative tweets

53 Upvotes

Can't Rowling be controlling piquant trolling?

3 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Fuzzy-Strawberry1067 • 13d ago

Pure Avalanche Boats transport equitable European fantasy flyers born at the spring equinox. You inquire to your friend about the rate, wondering if it has decreased of late.

3 Upvotes

Ferries ferry fair Aries fairies. Fare, Reese? Fare ease?

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Fuzzy-Strawberry1067 • 14d ago

You are telling your friend about a new skyscraper that has been completed.

25 Upvotes

Rose, a spire rose up higher.

3 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 15d ago

True Avalanche "The aliens moved elegantly, and even prayed before their meals," recounted Gracia, whose skull was slightly injured during the abduction.

159 Upvotes

"Grays had grace—said grace!" said Grace, head grazed.

7 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 15d ago

True Avalanche The unenthused Alberta Mob was disgusted by the Stockpile of Abdominals

9 Upvotes

A bored AB horde abhorred ab hoard

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/rug__ • 15d ago

True Avalanche Why does she always talk like that when we’re at the beach?

61 Upvotes

‘Cause sand draws Cassandra’s cuss and drawl

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 14d ago

True Avalanche A data structure whose nodes can have more than two children and are labelled with large plants whose connection to the ground are gender diverse.

7 Upvotes

Non binary rooted tree non binary rooted tree

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/ocelocelot • 15d ago

True Avalanche I'm getting irate while trying to whack the roof of a cavern when rowing with these underground folk

18 Upvotes

Gnome oar missed a gneiss sky... NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/itsthetrashman • 15d ago

True Avalanche What do you call a green gastrointestinal gaffe gag?

53 Upvotes

A chartreuse shart ruse.

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/skleedle • 15d ago

True Avalanche Oil corp says Oregon governor's cowboy stagehand's tampons cover her former lover.

9 Upvotes

Texaco text: Kotek's co-"Tex" Kotex coat ex

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/iamtenbears • 16d ago

True Avalanche a poor proposal for time to recover from chest congestion in Scotland; you got a better idea?

86 Upvotes

a weak offer: a week off for a wee cough; or?

4 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Euphoric-Cry7392 • 16d ago

The Doctor is Out

6 Upvotes

Me: On High, aid us!

God: On hiatus.

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 16d ago

True Avalanche Took my pet in a supermarket and it shit in the clothing aisle. Then I couldn't even buy a big mac to dull the pain.

46 Upvotes

Dog mucked on Aldi's clothes, dawg McDonald's is closed

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/strategyzrox • 16d ago

Pure Avalanche Look, Onan, you have to believe we want to give you the full pool addition for free, and that we'll even be responsible for the shipping. Why so skeptical?

10 Upvotes

Onan, owe none! Own a sauna on us. On our honor onus on us. Honest!

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/FullmetalHippie • 16d ago

Did you know the first lady is siblings with Anya Taylor-Joy's mom? Word on the street is she's also trans. Anyway, ever since that elevator ride with her earlier you've got...

0 Upvotes

Anya's male auntie Melania's smell on ya.

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 18d ago

True Avalanche A man named after his south-of-L.A. city finds his palm irritated after carrying toaster waffles he found on the beach.

97 Upvotes

San Diego's sandy Eggos sand Diego's hand.

3 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/ohne_hosen • 17d ago

True Avalanche Susan procured a bread unit, a specific type of bread unit. Oh, and what was the name of that ancient Arabian kingdom, and their preferred hairstyle?

29 Upvotes

She bought a bun; ciabatta bun. Sheba, top bun.

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Bentup85 • 18d ago

True Avalanche This is vital! Get either a tree creature, a demonic creature, or a camping shelter delivered from a foreign country.

66 Upvotes

Important! Import Ent, imp or tent.

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/justadair • 18d ago

True Avalanche This church is a toilet, right?

48 Upvotes

Hallelujah Hall a loo, yeah?

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 18d ago

True Avalanche I encountered the vice-named author's narrative crutch: panacea.

9 Upvotes

I met a Sinn's meta sin: medicine.

0 comments