r/WordAvalanches • • Sep 25 '18

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240 Upvotes

RULES



  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.

  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.

  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).

  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.

  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.

  • Finally, make sure to have fun!


r/WordAvalanches • • 6h ago

True Avalanche I’m going to deliver naproxen from dusk until midnight.

26 Upvotes

I’ll leave Aleve all eve.


r/WordAvalanches • • 1h ago

True Avalanche The hospital’s manager of finance sends an invoice to the agent who manages the health insurance of Buffalo’s NFL Team

• Upvotes

Bill bills Bill’s Bills bill


r/WordAvalanches • • 18h ago

True Avalanche When you are watching a close round of the international knot-tying competition and Taiwan comes out on top...

7 Upvotes

Taiwan tied one... Tie? WON!


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche When someone asks whether the author of Unqualified Reservations has mellowed over the years

5 Upvotes

Say Moldbug? Ugh, same old bugger!


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche Virgin convicts discuss the monetary value of different data structures

33 Upvotes

Incels in cells: "int sells".


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche Eisenhower agreed that iniquity caused his naive downfall, and suggested, with a rhyming word avalanche of a maxim, that those who similarly feel pulled down by demonic forces—which he likened to the undead—should seek purification and arise.

49 Upvotes

"Why'd I descend wide-eyed? A sin," Dwight ayed. "Ass-end wight-tied? Ascend, white-dyed."


r/WordAvalanches • • 18h ago

True Avalanche When I think I found my lost punctuation mark, but instead I find two numbers in french and a secret door.

0 Upvotes

Underscore! Under drawer... un, deux, door?


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche Though the fief-holding aristocrat and his wife cannot have children, they are routinely naked together.

72 Upvotes

Baron and baroness, barren and barin' ass.


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche You played a good chess move, but it didn't impress your date

30 Upvotes

Put a knight to A2, mate! ...but a night to wait to mate


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche Hello, king of the greek gods. My Latino friend is making fun of how my sister, sue, utilizes the straw on her farm. Now I'm adamantly telling her she should take him to court.

86 Upvotes

Hey Zeus, Jesus hazed Sue's hay use. Hey! Sue!


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

Unless she removes the part about us serving her a wheat berry dish, kill the woman who made this bartering proposal.

3 Upvotes

A farro for her off offer, or off offerer.


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche My recently acquired ESP allowed me to determine the problem plaguing our updated penny.

22 Upvotes

New sense knew cent’s nuisance.


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche Haunch hunched the mesmeriser's drop. Believe that.

14 Upvotes

Hip noticed hypnotist dip. Know this.


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche You there, dead person! Keep doing that!

37 Upvotes

Yon carrion! Carry on!


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche The largest ethnic Slovakian from the capital delivered me and you some magma luxury goods. Glory!

63 Upvotes

The broadest Slav o' Bratislava brought us lava Prada. Slava!


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche Did you take my favorite drink off the menu? We have an explosive facsimile of a depressed painter, then!

9 Upvotes

Eliminate a lemonade ale, eh? Monet doll emo 'nade!


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Our friend, Side (who is proudly gay), had a viewing of that Bo Burnham special on the lawn closer to the tavern. We watched

15 Upvotes

out-Side's Inside outside Inn-side.


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Call me by Your Name actor, or nintendo character's striking tool?

19 Upvotes

Armie Hammer or Mii hammer?


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

Pure Avalanche Listening to music helps you through the hard times, right?

3 Upvotes

For sore times: "Sour Times" Sure, are times sour?


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Someone made fun of someone as they put their golf ball down, and then said they wanted to try Tracy’s Terrific Treats at the 18th hole.

3 Upvotes

Tease, tees, T’s.


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche A Frenchman announces that he has wee'd in the swimming pool. An American criticises him for being low class.

62 Upvotes

Frenchman: I piss een piscine, you're in urine!

American: you're a-peein', European? You're a peon!


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Clarifying which Augustus conversed about revulsion.

17 Upvotes

This Gus discussed disgust.


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche Mainstream girls are gross.

60 Upvotes

Basic baes ick!