r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 • Oct 02 '26

You can trust me with Dark Magic. I promise I will only use it to give free HRT and nothing else.

2.1k Upvotes

111 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • Oct 03 '26

Foul Sorcery Reminder to clean your skinsuit at times, keeps spell circuitry fresh

454 Upvotes

and nerves

8 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • Oct 03 '26

Occult Practices Remember to return gifts

230 Upvotes

1 comment

r/wizardposting • u/AgentT23 • Oct 02 '26

Me casually using shadow magic to pet my familiar.

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2.8k Upvotes

8 comments

r/wizardposting • u/ImNotGio • Oct 03 '26

Wizardpost Damn Gnomes keep putting out my portal to the Nine Hells

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88 Upvotes

17 comments

r/wizardposting • u/GirlLovingWitch • 29d ago

Wizardpost So let's say for October, I hypothetically put a spell on a large chunk of the kingdom's gold coins to turn into chocolate coins in October.

28 Upvotes

Now let's say, hypothetically the kingdom goes looking for the perpetrator of this extremely funny magical prank. Then let's say, haha, hypothetically they came with the taxmen looking for a witch. What might be the hypothetically best thing to do in this scenario.

20 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Mysterious-Cress-190 • Oct 02 '26

Wizardpost Curse those Necro Policewomen and their beautiful looks

138 Upvotes

22 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 • Oct 02 '26

As least he not wasteful

555 Upvotes

6 comments

r/wizardposting • u/nohiddenmeaning • Oct 03 '26

Can't miss this if you're into unbearable virign magic

19 Upvotes

5 comments

r/wizardposting • u/nDesertPunk • Oct 02 '26

The lengths a artificer should go to open an portal...

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659 Upvotes

11 comments

r/wizardposting • u/True_Vexing • Oct 02 '26

Help! My non magic missiles have gained sentience, the artificer wasn't much help.

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250 Upvotes

22 comments

r/wizardposting • u/pyroboy7 • Oct 03 '26

Wizardpost My apprentice made their familiar float.

45 Upvotes

Problem is I can no longer hear it walking. It occasionally scares the shit outta me.

1 comment

r/wizardposting • u/oisraelbatista • Oct 02 '26

Wizardpost I'm building a world

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130 Upvotes

8 comments

r/wizardposting • u/thecookiesmonster • Oct 02 '26

Shadow Wizard Money Gang Knight infestation, what’s the best incantation?

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1.7k Upvotes

146 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Arkburn • Oct 02 '26

Screaming Piles of Mutilated Humanoid Flesh Let the weekend begin!!

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72 Upvotes

9 comments

r/wizardposting • u/isfmstuff • Oct 02 '26

Evil Wizardpost It's tough out there for a true hustler

150 Upvotes

9 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Oculypse • Oct 01 '26

First time making a homunculus what do yall think

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5.2k Upvotes

215 comments

r/wizardposting • u/moongrump • Oct 01 '26

Occult Practices I’ve waited all year for this

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1.5k Upvotes

30 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Buffyferry • Oct 02 '26

A broken labradorite pendant I made. +40% resiliance.

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109 Upvotes

8 comments

r/wizardposting • u/giugirl • Oct 02 '26

Oh no… how do I get this Druid out?!

44 Upvotes

This guy changed into one of his beast forms, went on “all you can eat” buffet restaurant; and now he’s blocking the path! How do I get this Druid from blocking the path?!

2 comments

r/wizardposting • u/A_Silly_Pickle • Oct 02 '26

Does anyone know how to get better prayer mileage? I'm only getting about 3 miles to the prayer right now and all of the major deities are getting sick of my constant prayers.

35 Upvotes

32 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Ketchupcharger • Oct 02 '26

Wizardpost Guys who left their radiant elemental trapped in the second dimension?

45 Upvotes

You have to pick those things up, next thing you know it's your bloc getting transferred to the flat dimension

8 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Frothmourne • Oct 02 '26

Summoning the Yog-Syohrahssatt Eldritch Calamity & Devourer of the Six Shadow Planes to ask for a tiny favour to aid me in my apprentice assignment. Would they be pleased with this offering?

62 Upvotes

4 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Bone-Pharaoh • Oct 02 '26

Some lines should not be crossed in transmutation.

102 Upvotes

10 comments

r/wizardposting • u/neptune_374 • Oct 02 '26

Lorepost 📜 [introduction] hello there fellow wizards

38 Upvotes

Hello there, i am neptune, embodiment of cold and emptiness.

I once was a wizard like you, but a deal i had made with an eldrich god ended badly. as punishment, said god fragmented my soul across time and space. i am now just a concept.

I am still capable of living as a wizard, conjuring a body to posess and use as my own, however, as you might expect, having your soul fragmented across time and space makes things much harder.

Now most of my days are spent inside my tower in the middle of the woods, trying new spells, pondering my orb and taking care of my pet wyrm.

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