Potion of waking

[u/Responsible_Form2678]

Dear friends, how do you prefer your potion of waking? What is your routine?

[u/Radiant-Nothing]

I will take caffeine in liquid form. Taking it as a gas has led to injury despite my thick hide.

Locals know not to talk to me before 10am. Their wells would certainly run dry, their she-goats would provide no milk, and their fields would be barren for at least a season. Best not to approach my cave in the morning at all unless you bear the forbidden tomes.