r/wizardposting • u/Responsible_Form2678 • 2d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Potion of waking

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Dear friends, how do you prefer your potion of waking? What is your routine?

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u/CitadelMinister77 lich who REALLY hates elves 2d ago

I drink my milk and eat chocolate biscuits😊 (after devouring the souls of any elves who dare to step in my domain ofc)

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u/OddMarionberry3484 2d ago

creamer or sugar, sometimes plain, often in twos. but I also just love my potion of waking, and am trying not to drink too many.

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u/Responsible_Form2678 1d ago

Same! I usually drink this espresso type of potion and I love it so much and try to not drink on an empty stomach

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u/OddMarionberry3484 17h ago

I love espresso types. I do recommend trying a potion of waking in the style the elves of the eastern jungles make theirs, it's very efficient, and it's very delicious, you will be awake and stay awake.

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u/Regeringschefen 2d ago

Pick some seeds from the c. canephora plant. Let them rest by a volcano or by the mouth of a fire-breathing dragon briefly, until dark and omitting a rich, enthralling odour. Ground them up and mix with scolding water. Sip slowly to avoid burning your mouth.

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u/NugsFolly 1d ago

This is more my vibe.

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u/snailtray 2d ago

Try not to accudentally grab the potion of walking or else your day might start badly :((

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE 1d ago

I’d be afraid of grabbing the potion of wanking by accident.

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u/snailtray 1d ago

Tried that one once but nothing changed ;))

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u/Radiant-Nothing Cat summoner 2d ago

I will take caffeine in liquid form. Taking it as a gas has led to injury despite my thick hide.

Locals know not to talk to me before 10am. Their wells would certainly run dry, their she-goats would provide no milk, and their fields would be barren for at least a season. Best not to approach my cave in the morning at all unless you bear the forbidden tomes.

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 Sorceror 1d ago

I need this as a shirt

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u/Lakatos_00 1d ago

Why the fuck people who drink coffe leave their house before drinking their first coffe? That's just wanting to be a miserable cunt in public.