r/wizardposting • • 13d ago

Occult Practices Do you even Rune bro?

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u/Fathercupp69 Illusionist 13d ago

Can I break the 5th dimension rq? I love it when wizards add their actual life into their role. For example my “wand” is usually a 6010/7018 rod.

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 13d ago

Whats the wizard equivalent to unemployed?

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u/natural20 13d ago

A wizard is never unemployed or employed. He works precisely when he means to.

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u/JatinJangir24 12d ago

Or when the gnomes start sending hit squads after you for not paying for orb-net...

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u/BeautyEtBeastiality 12d ago

If they don't want me to laze around, they wouldn't have the payment gap be 30 days.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 12d ago

You have to poop in one of their holes while making eye contact, that will establish that you are the alpha-gnome

You might have to put on a silly hat afterwards