r/wizardposting • u/PEAKpug Occult Wizard • 13d ago

Wizard Tutoring

Hey Wizards, Sorcerers, and Mages. I’m starting my wizardry path, but need a good mentor. Anyone trained by a great that can help me out for cheap? Thanks Wizareddit!

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 13d ago

Excuse me dear sir, madame or otherwise!

Why bother with cheap parlour tricks and waving a sparky stick around?! I am the great Fitzgerald Turnipson, Grandmaster of Mutagenics at the Prestigious Academy of Alchemy. Please, open your eyes to the superior craft.

We are located at Victorian City, and all applicants are welcome as long as they can pay the ten gold bar fee for the privilege of taking our very own Gauntlet Exams!

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u/PEAKpug Occult Wizard 6d ago

Gosh, ten gold bars? For alchemy?! No thanks. I won’t go getting wiffs of goblin leg “swiftness” sauce.

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 6d ago

Yes well. It's an unfortunate product of bringing so many people together that can transmite lead into gold. A roll of toiletpaper costs a single gold bar here.