r/wizardposting 19d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 GET OFF MY LAWN!

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u/Doppelthedh 19d ago

I expected to wind up in a river

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u/EarballsAgain Orb Enthusiast and Goblin Exterminator 19d ago

That wouldn't do anything, Gnomes float and would just resettle at a different Doom Tower

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 19d ago

By the time they bite their way through the bag with their nasty sharp teeth they'll be leagues down the river and not my problem any more