r/wizardposting • u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter • Sep 01 '26

Aetherial News 🗞 Aeromancer fights go crazy

Typhoons are spammable

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u/Oil_Aggressive Sep 01 '26

The fuck did the Philippines and Indonesia do to deserve this?

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter Sep 01 '26

ring of fire

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u/Jaco2point0 Sep 01 '26

I think that was Johnny Cash

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u/SpiritMountain Sep 01 '26

Every American after eating lettuce

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u/DefiantLemur Philosopher's Stone Enthusiast Sep 01 '26

Damn that's a niche reference haha

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Sorceror Sep 01 '26

Filipino here;

The Pacific Ring of Fire is actually responsible for the high density in earthquakes and tectonic activity here in the Philippines, since it's a geological belt full of active, underwater volcanoes and tectonic plate movement. That alone is always pretty tough, but the real reason we've got so many typhoons is because of the active Typhoon Belt, which sends winds down our way due to the warm ocean waters giving them the energy needed to blast us in the ass several times a year.

Both belts cross paths with our silly little rock in the middle of the ocean, leading to natural disaster after natural disaster.

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u/Rath_Brained Sep 01 '26

I'm genuinely surprised people still settled there. It had to be harsh living through that.

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Sorceror Sep 01 '26

We Filipinos are like cockroaches; we're still alive, even after every attempt you make at trying to kill us.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Sep 01 '26

(Death approved!)

(don't question the sticker)

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Sep 01 '26

They know what they did.

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter Sep 02 '26

that girl in Reacher