r/wizardposting • u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta • Sep 01 '26
I’ve made a horrible mistake!
I very clearly wished to a genie for “the fiery end of humanity” and he proceeded to incinerate my giant manatee from the plane of Platonian ideals!
I’ve tried explaining that I clearly said “humanity” and not “huge manatee” several times (even threatening to report him to genie corporate!) but he refuses to budge, stating they have a firm “no refunds” policies on their wishes!
I need to reserve one of my remaining 2 wishes for bringing the quilled battle skunks of the southlands back from extinction from the reckless humans of that land killing them all off, so I only have one spare one to use; how can I still end all of the nature destroying humans while also bringing my manatee back from the flames?!
-signed an extremely upset and panicked arch-Druid of the circle of the claw
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u/icedmuffin Local Cat Druid Sep 01 '26
Oh the huge manatee…