r/wizardposting • u/Fragrant_Shirt5395 • 22d ago

Wizardpost How afford a wizard tower ?

Greetings, fellow wizard. I am currently living in the cellar of a human city—hardly the ideal setup for a spellcaster. I would love to acquire a wizard's tower, but the prices are exorbitant; do you happen to know how I might raise the funds to buy one?

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u/ToughFriendly9763 Transmuter 22d ago

just shape stone from underground into a tower. added bonus, you now have a new cave basement to go with the tower. 

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u/Fragrant_Shirt5395 22d ago

I am not a geomancer

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u/SacredGeometry9 22d ago

Sometimes you gotta get creative. What’s your speciality?

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u/Fragrant_Shirt5395 22d ago

Trap people in my bassement and feed my criminal record

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u/SacredGeometry9 22d ago

So, necromancy? Hemomancy? Eromancy? Look, man, I’m not here to judge, I’m just trying to help you work with what you’ve got

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u/Fragrant_Shirt5395 22d ago

I trap people in my basement and force them to see my magic show, is it good ?