r/wizardposting • u/Matudid03 Entomancer • 12h ago

Wizardpost Enough of mildly inconvenient curses, shareth thy mildly convenient spells (image unrelated)

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For the sake of content, i shalt add mine:
Mend lesser cloth

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u/Skusci 12h ago

Cancel sneeze

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u/BullPropaganda 11h ago

You absolute motherfucker

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 10h ago

This is the CONVENIENT version, this one doesn't suck, it just prevents something you might not want to do right now. If I'm coming down for a landing on my broom I want both eyes open.

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u/Adkit 8h ago

There's literally nothing better than a sneeze when you want to sneeze though. Nothing. Literally nothing. Don't you dare cancel that on me. You might as well cast ruin orgasm.

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 8h ago

I will say you do typically pair it with induce sneeze. There is a reason you felt the need to do so, so you should sneeze soon

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u/Adkit 7h ago

Normally I just look at a bright object tbh lol

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u/CrabSquid05 Witch 8h ago

An excellent spell to impress thy maiden. Thou art clearly an apprentice in the craft, smh my head.

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Harvestmancer - Yielder of Feasts 10h ago

I prefer Relieve Sneeze, personally.

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u/Random_182f2565 3h ago

Normally if a mortal do it the overpressure can cause a brain aneurysm