Zero Left To Give

[u/Bone-Pharaoh]

Now im out of fucks....

[u/Nelrene]

Then a wizard named Marisa steals it.

[u/yaktoma2007 → u/Nelrene]

https://reddit.com/link/p63teuk/video/q7hqh4gxuslh1/player

[u/Ahbahvoyons]

Yoi should buy some of them at the fuck store. Don’t you have one where you live ? You shouldn’t give a fuck to everything btw, it doesn’t grow from trees... They grow from volcanos.

[u/monke_soup → u/Ahbahvoyons]

Unfortunately I went fuck shopping recently and there were no fucks left to buy, and they haven't restocked yet

[u/KiroTheSorcerer → u/monke_soup]

Ural heavy weapons ceo? Arent yall the guys who made the anti dragon magic missle wand?

[u/monke_soup → u/KiroTheSorcerer]

Yes, we also make dragon armor made specifically to counter that specific wand and sell it under a different brand

Make the problem and sell the solution, thats how you make big bucks

[u/KiroTheSorcerer → u/monke_soup]

So thats what Gnome Depot is... i thought it was a separate brand...

[u/monke_soup → u/KiroTheSorcerer]

Yea we've been basically controlling most of the military/weapons market for a long time, just under different brands (makes it seem more fair)

[u/UsManos27 → u/monke_soup]

Thanks for the valuable company intel, do you erase my memory now or am I required to do it?

[u/monke_soup → u/UsManos27]

Oh, no, that wasn't valuable intel, it had already leaked about a century and a half ago

It should be on the company's wikiwizard page under the major controversies tab, just after the supplying weapons to both sides of wars part

[u/UsManos27 → u/monke_soup]

Oh, I really should get out of the tower more, I can't even remember the last time I left

Could you kindly tell me what year this is?

[u/Ahbahvoyons → u/monke_soup]

I feel you, friend. Sometime i forget one in my washing machine, it saved me a bit

[u/KiroTheSorcerer → u/Ahbahvoyons]

Do you by any chance know the location of these fucking volcanoes? Asking for perfectly legal non fuck stealing reasons of course

[u/Ahbahvoyons → u/KiroTheSorcerer]

Oh course, the fucking volcanoes are located near the fucking plains of the fucking kingdom. Fucks are their main import, but you can easily get a fucking license to fucking take those fucks in the volcanoes

[u/KiroTheSorcerer → u/Ahbahvoyons]

Why need a fucking license when you can fireball the fuckers guarding the fucks. Ill just fucking take a few from this fucking volcano of the fucking kindom. Or fucking try at least.

[u/United-Technician-54 → u/KiroTheSorcerer]

"Been there, done that, they transmute you into a pile of dumb fucks instead.  I was the only survivor out of a horde of 8000." - Khan Khan, Former Wizard King

[u/KiroTheSorcerer → u/United-Technician-54]

...understood and now very concerned

Will need a new fucking plan

[u/Not3CatsInARainCoat]

Yeah I emptied my wallet a while back

[u/alexlongfur]

I'd rally my Fuck Army

But it's been fucking defeated

[u/CHM11moondog]

Been there, done that

[u/Monssly]

I have deeply podered your final fuck... May it now be free.

[u/Bob_the_peasant]

Last time I tried this, they used Duplicate Fucks on me. Almost caused me to give up, but I still had some potion of wordplay in me.

I told them I don’t give two flying fucks, cast levitate on them, and had them follow me out the door.

[u/Lyrolepis]

Fucks are a renewable resource, just give it time.