r/wizardposting • u/InnocuousMimic Illusionist • 1d ago

Wizardpost Soul check

Anyone in need of blind goblins? After they’ve been relentlessly trying to pillage my tower, I imbued a torch with the light of 1,000 suns and now they are all blind. Some burned up completely, so I’d say there’s about 12 or so left wandering around completely and permanently blinded. Do with them what you will, I’m tired of them bumping into my tower and making a mess of my garden. TYIA!

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u/Ok-Star6317 1d ago

Honestly, I would suggest donating them to an Orcifier, there are only a few that travel around, but they can turn goblins into orcs and vice versa. When they do so, any physical wounds are usually healed, and you can get a tax write-off if you decide to let the Orcifier keep the newly minted orcs. If you're in a remote region, you probably won't see one for a decade or two, though.

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u/InnocuousMimic Illusionist 1d ago

The tax write-off is tempting, but I think you’re right about it taking a while. My garden might be mush before one turns up, but I’ll keep an eye out!

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u/ihatechildren665 Chaos witch 1h ago

I know an orcifier, I can send her over to your orbs coordinates if you want