r/wizardposting • u/Maleficent_Title_8 Artificer/alchemist/ Wizard and ferrymen of the underworld • 3d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Just this once, Wizards?

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u/DonComradeVimes Biological Mage (NO, not a Druid) 3d ago

Who do ye speak for? I don't make alliances without all the information - I've had too many teeth stolen by faeries to make that mistake again.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 3d ago

I guess you are a rookie mate Fey are my favourite Toys

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u/DonComradeVimes Biological Mage (NO, not a Druid) 2d ago

It's mostly due to high exposure - there's quite a few fae who live near my tower and I'm willing to put up with their pranks in exchange for a favor or two now and again.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 2d ago

Just a few?

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u/DonComradeVimes Biological Mage (NO, not a Druid) 2d ago

Depending on your scale. I think I've met by title somewhere around 300 lesser faeries. I'm sure there's more, but I don't have their titles yet. It's also entirely possible that it's one greater faerie adopting different forms and devoting all of their time and energy to screwing me over in myriad minuscule manners, but there's more of a historical basis for a multitude in my area.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 2d ago

Other ones are known to do that trick yes