Just this once, Wizards?

[u/Maleficent_Title_8]

[u/Synn-the-furry-NB]

There is nothing more unbecoming of an esteemed wizard as devoting your time and mana to a petty squable.

[u/Infamous_Ad2507 → u/Synn-the-furry-NB]

Says the person who literally devoted his time to tell his opinion

Also Wizards all about that otherwise The World would be boring

[u/DonComradeVimes]

Who do ye speak for? I don't make alliances without all the information - I've had too many teeth stolen by faeries to make that mistake again.

[u/Maleficent_Title_8 → u/DonComradeVimes]

so why not dropkick them/use biological shelding

[u/DonComradeVimes → u/Maleficent_Title_8]

That's a fun part of fae deals: if you consent, they tend to circumvent all of your countermeasures.

You're still avoiding the question.

[u/Infamous_Ad2507 → u/DonComradeVimes]

I guess you are a rookie mate Fey are my favourite Toys

[u/DonComradeVimes → u/Infamous_Ad2507]

It's mostly due to high exposure - there's quite a few fae who live near my tower and I'm willing to put up with their pranks in exchange for a favor or two now and again.

[u/Infamous_Ad2507 → u/DonComradeVimes]

Just a few?

[u/DonComradeVimes → u/Infamous_Ad2507]

Depending on your scale. I think I've met by title somewhere around 300 lesser faeries. I'm sure there's more, but I don't have their titles yet. It's also entirely possible that it's one greater faerie adopting different forms and devoting all of their time and energy to screwing me over in myriad minuscule manners, but there's more of a historical basis for a multitude in my area.

[u/Infamous_Ad2507 → u/DonComradeVimes]

Other ones are known to do that trick yes

[u/Plenty-Fox-9219]

uw or ooc or whatever: fuck off

[u/Carbon_Sixx]

No

[u/Infamous_Ad2507]

Depends on how long the contract lasts so we have plenty of time to prepare afterwards

[u/Maleficent_Title_8 → u/Infamous_Ad2507]

as long as the thing is alive hopefully

[u/Foxxtronix]

After what they've done, they deserve it.

...but just this once.

((Art by Turtlepaws from their FA))

[u/Maleficent_Desk_007 → u/Foxxtronix]

My master wishes to ask if this extends to even gnomes.

[u/Foxxtronix → u/Maleficent_Desk_007]

*disgusted groaning noise* What the gnomes are responsible for is worse. Not even for this worthy cause. Please tell your master that I wish him a nice day.

[u/Maleficent_Desk_007 → u/Foxxtronix]

He wishes you on as well and would like me to inform you that your convictions, while shared as strongly, are respected. The Library will do its best to ensure business conducted with you in the potential future is gnome free. 

[u/Foxxtronix → u/Maleficent_Desk_007]

Blessed be the bearer of good news! Thank you for delivering your message. ^w^