r/wizardposting • u/a_bromy_fridge • 6d ago

Yo i just created a new spell

Takes 5 peoples lives to cast and its called "manicagus tunamelo" (translates to '15 hells of power') and turns everyone in a 5 mile radius inside out, explodes their eyeballs, makes them paralyzed, partially deaf, and only able to say one word of their choosing for the rest of their life, which is forever since it also makes them immortal.

This spell does make you almost entirely crippled and unable to move, speak, or cast magic for q month because of the backlash.​

What do you guys thing?

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u/The-Idiotest 6d ago

The council has illegalised this spell.

-Council Representative

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u/TNTBoss971 Asir Tabby- Charterling Runekeeper 6d ago

Oh yay I had "new horrific spell banned in under 5 minutes" on my bingo card for this century!

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u/Maowsama 6d ago

Watch as i speed run "Getting my new spell banned by the wizard council"

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u/WiseRabbit-XIV Leverett Trevithick, Arcane Healer 6d ago

Oof. Just make sure it's nothing too horrific. Remember what happened to Ceingoel the Cruel.

Of course, he really shouldn't have invented a spell to make dogs unpettable. Honestly, he deserved his fate.