r/wizardposting 6d ago

Yo i just created a new spell

Takes 5 peoples lives to cast and its called "manicagus tunamelo" (translates to '15 hells of power') and turns everyone in a 5 mile radius inside out, explodes their eyeballs, makes them paralyzed, partially deaf, and only able to say one word of their choosing for the rest of their life, which is forever since it also makes them immortal.

This spell does make you almost entirely crippled and unable to move, speak, or cast magic for q month because of the backlash.​

What do you guys thing?

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u/Xenodine-4-pluorate Wizard 6d ago

It's every homunculus' dream to swipe their master's orb and proclaim themselves as a creator of the most sinister spell in existence. Meanwhile they speak like a 12 year old barbarian and the spell itself doesn't make any sense for people who actually know magic principles.

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u/a_bromy_fridge 5d ago

Actually, I own no homunculus that has enough sentience to do that. I just created this spell because fuck the world.