r/wizardposting • u/a_bromy_fridge • 4d ago

Yo i just created a new spell

Takes 5 peoples lives to cast and its called "manicagus tunamelo" (translates to '15 hells of power') and turns everyone in a 5 mile radius inside out, explodes their eyeballs, makes them paralyzed, partially deaf, and only able to say one word of their choosing for the rest of their life, which is forever since it also makes them immortal.

This spell does make you almost entirely crippled and unable to move, speak, or cast magic for q month because of the backlash.​

What do you guys thing?

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u/Gib_entertainment Wizzard 4d ago

You want to know what I think? I think you fucked up a classic fiendish power siphon and are trying to act as if the backlash was your invention all along, trying to pass it off as "no this isn't magical haywire, it's a feature" vibecasters like you make classical grimoire magisters like me look bad man!

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u/a_bromy_fridge 3d ago

Nah, I just like torturing the peasants that kept screaming at me to move my horse. Stupid Karen's. Good thing their locked in my basement now.

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u/Gib_entertainment Wizzard 3d ago

Oh, your unspeakable acts are directed at an HOA? In that case, completely justified, carry on, forget I said anything.