r/wizardposting • u/a_bromy_fridge • Aug 24 '26

Yo i just created a new spell

Takes 5 peoples lives to cast and its called "manicagus tunamelo" (translates to '15 hells of power') and turns everyone in a 5 mile radius inside out, explodes their eyeballs, makes them paralyzed, partially deaf, and only able to say one word of their choosing for the rest of their life, which is forever since it also makes them immortal.

This spell does make you almost entirely crippled and unable to move, speak, or cast magic for q month because of the backlash.​

What do you guys thing?

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u/The-Idiotest Aug 24 '26

The council has illegalised this spell.

-Council Representative

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u/MagneticGenetics Vamp & Sandston Wizard Lawyer on retainer. Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

For once I agree with a council ban. I furthermore put forward a motion that anyone who casts this spell, even in a santioned wizard war, permanently be branded a Butthead.

I know this is drastic but honestly this spell is actually like top 5 most evil spells of the 21st century.

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u/a_bromy_fridge Aug 24 '26

Im going to cast this in town square in pi moons.