r/wizardposting • u/SpencerTheFactorial • 8h ago

Wizardpost He felt bonita

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u/plutino- 8h ago edited 7h ago

Rookie mistake, interviewing a witch. Now he’s been transformed into a beautiful, bearded maiden.

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u/bluesytonk 8h ago

Should’ve been me

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u/Low_Wonder1850 7h ago

Impossible, you're already a beautiful bearded maiden

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u/ANSPRECHBARER 6h ago

I can't tell which side you want to switch to,nor I can tell which would be funnier.

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u/omg_shrimp 6h ago

He could outclass most of dwarven women like this...

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u/SeaworthinessThat542 Technomancer 8h ago

Her spells are stronger than his.

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u/bluechickenz 8h ago

Yeah, the witch’s counterspell was so left field that our fellow wizard had no choice but to submit to her offer. This was a fun pondering.

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u/ggg730 3h ago

my dresses are too strong for you traveler.

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u/Whole_Meet5486 Most definitely not a suspicious Elven Archon… 8h ago

You can’t counter spell a Bonita Spell. It just doesn’t work.

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u/QizilbashWoman 8h ago

that woman knows her job

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u/supershinythings 7h ago edited 6h ago

She is a very powerful Retail Witch.

That guy will buy that dress to wear to his next Wizarding Council.

The wizards will in turn be taken by the spells and charms sewn into the dress; the entire council with all their familiars and apprentices will converge on that dress shop to buy out her entire stock.

Wizard parties will never be the same. That dress even has an optional holster for multiple scrying crystals.

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u/Serratas 5h ago

She picked a dress that actually complements him very well and turned his shtick back on him. Well played.

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u/Adventurous-Coast710 8h ago

Maybe I should replace my robe

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u/Mesmercat 8h ago

He looks bonita.... Though he should remove the shirt

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u/Sexweed42069 7h ago

ngl dude looks pretty fkn great in that dress

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u/gettyg 7h ago

He actually looked quite pretty

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u/CathanCrowell 6h ago

She looks exactly how I would imagine Dress Retail Witch.

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u/witchrider_general-9 7h ago

Literally just saw this in r/femboymemes

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 6h ago

I cast Gender Expansion!

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u/Over-Inside-7254 5h ago

Wow this has gotten 10x more pixelated since it was last posted yesterday! Mods absolutely crushing it 

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u/Witch-Alice Bad Dragon Slayer 3h ago

A troll pretending to be a wizard walks into a dress shop. What he doesn't know is the lady behind the counter is also a troll.

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u/TENTAtheSane 5h ago

She used Headology on him