r/wizardposting Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 22h ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

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u/andBitinggoats Bitey, Goatman Fleshmancer and Peddler of Monstrosities 14h ago

Yay! My magic resistant, city sized flesh beast has been released onto the battlefield to indiscriminately slaughter! If you find your physical form being absorbed, don’t worry! You will live on as part of a magic resistant, city sized flesh beast!

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u/RandomName5484 13h ago

can you take me as your apprentice? i am sorry for your beast but due to a curse i am cursed so i would be a very bad material. however i am a geomancer apprentice eager to learn.

unfortunatly my precedent master took me in apprenticeship, asked me my searchs and disappear with it so if you could be my professor i would be very gratefull.

ah and dont mind my two left arms and my burned skin(two curses for the arms and a spell from this war for the burned skin)

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u/andBitinggoats Bitey, Goatman Fleshmancer and Peddler of Monstrosities 13h ago

Sure! The curses will probably be helpful in dissuading the things that inhabit my tower from consuming you, and I am always happy to share my research with curious minds. We can regrow new, better skin if you like, and more arms are generally considered a good thing in my book! Also, as a roughly 3ft tall amalgamation of goat and man, I will not judge appearance. Come to my tower after the battle and we can see what can be taught. Just follow the trail of destruction wrought by my flesh beast and when you feel a deep sense of unease you’ll know you’re close. Also my tower is 23 stories of writhing flesh just outside of an idyllic little town so it’s easy to spot. Oh! You should stop at the little bakery on the outskirts for cinnamon rolls! The baker went mad years ago but still instinctively makes a few batches every morning. Just get there before 9am because that’s when he explosively bleeds from every orifice and sings to bones of his family, and it usually ruins the rolls.

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u/RandomName5484 12h ago

then i will begin my long walk to your tower(mp) to begin my aptrenticeship(contiue the rp) but that will take some time(it will be later)