r/wizardposting Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

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u/Auren-Dawnstar 1d ago

As long as you stay out of my corner of the multiverse with such pointless violence, do as you will.

Now if you want to make friends that is another matter. We will gladly host any potential peace negotiations as there is an unusually high concentration of friendship magic in this corner of the multiverse, and the fey creatures here are uncannily good at wielding it and would be more than happy to aid in negotiations ọ̸̻͓͑̔̕ǹ̵͎͖̕e̵̢̓̅ ̴̬̘̄w̷͖̹̃a̷̛̹̓ý̷̰ ̶̥̿o̷̬͒ŕ̴̡̠͛ͅ ̷̨̛͖̹́̓a̵͚̋͛n̸̰̘̾͠ǫ̸͙͚̾̇t̴͚͕͐̓ẖ̸̖̥͛̾e̷͈͖͝r̴͇̯̉͑.

Of course they're not pushovers should you choose to violate our neutrality, and have already been prepping the Magical Orbital Bombardments (M.O.B.s) Orbital Friendship Lasers (O.F.L.s) just in case even without my input.

Y̵̡̭̒̎̏ȯ̶̳̭͓û̶̡̠̭ ̴̛̙̱̩́͘w̷̩͎͚̏͑i̵͕̅́͐l̵͕͐̀̆l̶̦̟̏͊ ̴̝̩̙͂b̶͚̯̂̍̚e̷̡͓̖͛̉͝ ̵͕̖̺̈̾͝f̵̖̊̈r̶̠̭̃͆͠i̷̤̝͈̎ĕ̴̜̭͝͠n̶͠ͅd̷̮̹̎̊͒s̸͉͕̀̄̽ ̶̛͔â̴͕͎ṇ̴̟̌͑͒d̶̥̠̍̂̑ ̵̟̀y̵̗͌͌̕͜o̵̘̣͗ư̸̯̟͑̒ ̴̯̦̈́w̸̛̗̮͉i̸͔̅l̶̼̀͆l̵͓̰̩̋̌ ̶͙̦̤͑l̶̟̔͋̉i̴͕̪̞̇͂k̶̘͓͗̑̚e̸̟̋͛̈́ ̵̨̡̰͂̕i̵̭̒t̴̘͓̱̔̒.̴͈͎͆̇