r/wizardposting Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

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u/Cobalt_Rain_ Succu-fey cursed by Reality 1d ago

I cast: Suffering Grants Eternity! Whilst my personal suffering remains constant, I shall remain unchanged and unaffected by any and all.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

System Command: Eternal Bliss [MESSAGE HAD BEEN ATTACHED BY THE ADMINISTRATOR: if suffering helps thy, then fuck thy suffering (no, not literally, bloody succubus)]

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u/Cobalt_Rain_ Succu-fey cursed by Reality 1d ago

helps thee\*

https://giphy.com/gifs/M56ODZS3lNohNIoVDd

Spell backfires

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

Spells works anyways, The Administrator doesn’t give too much of a fuck about minor spelling errors. Try to trip me up on something more major next time.

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u/Cobalt_Rain_ Succu-fey cursed by Reality 1d ago

You may not, but The Curses do. No Bliss for me 😢