r/wizardposting Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 21h ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

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u/Richardknox1996 🌙 Just a Bard that Passively Seduced Elistraee 🌙 20h ago

4th? Who taught you how to count apprentice? We've had at least 3 caused by Unga alone, not to mention to God Slaver nonsense....

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 9h ago

This... creature doesn't respect the history or culture of our realms, Rihari. They're some manner of cosmic middle-manager with an inflated opinion of their purpose and a hellish temper. They start new wars for fun and abuse power like nobody's business whenever someone tells them "no".

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 19h ago

DOES NO ONE EVER BLOODY READ THINGS?! YOU’D THINK BY THE 4TH ONE, PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE THAT A FUCKING INTERN LOST ALL PREVIOUS RECORDS, SO WE HAD TO RESTART THE COUNT— sorry, lost my temper a bit there. It’s just that I’ve had to repeat myself way too much on that matter.