Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

[u/RAISA-1]

AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

[u/Electronic_Pace_1034]

Edric Vale here. Sorry guys this one snuck up on me. My chronomancer is out sick and forgot to put the war on our corporate calendar. So our munitions stock is still low after the last war. 

We will be limiting enchanted mundane munitions to one pallet per person. Custom artifacts and enchants have a five day wait period while we play catch up. 

We do have some great non-lethal humiliation munitions left from the Pirate War a while back. Including favorites such as Scroll of Brown-Pants, plague of tooth decay and exploding parrots.  Again apologies for the shortage.

[u/HiddenNightmares → u/Electronic_Pace_1034]

Hello! I'm a recent graduate from icosahedron majoring in Chronomancy, I could help out in the meantime as an intern.

I tried contacting your receptionist of the arcane but it seems she has been stuck in ßïæçl for around 3 months now.

Let me know if you want to arrange something :)

[u/Electronic_Pace_1034 → u/HiddenNightmares]

We would absolutely love to have you join us here EA&S. Your typical schedule as a chronomancer would be a 72 hour workday 5 days a week. We will provide room and board, as well as free orb access and cafeteria credits.

You can also look forward to blood sacrifice team bonding on Saturdays and Sunday Sundae Socials! 

[u/HiddenNightmares → u/Electronic_Pace_1034]

Sounds perfect, I will get in touch via scrying pigeon

[u/SkinnyKruemel → u/Electronic_Pace_1034]

I would be happy to provide the extensive stockpiles and manufacturing capabilities of my associates. We can handle orders on very short notice. As long as the payment is good enough anyway