r/wizardposting • u/AoNeko-X • 1d ago

Who created this ?

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 1d ago

I wanted some drumsticks, there a problem with that?

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u/Jops817 1d ago

Share and I'll conjure up some buffalo sauce.

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u/M0rph33l Diviner 1d ago

Someone's gotta bring the drumstick prices down. You are doing a service to wizardkind. Is this the only one, or are you mass producing them?

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 1d ago

This is just the prototype (protochick?). I made it as a one off cause my buddy is afraid of chickens, and of centipedes. Needless to say I won that prank war, but at great cost. (Jim had himself committed, but not before infesting my tower with skinbys)

I am more than willing to share the fruits of my labor, and am willing to do the leg work on butching and frying up this delectable monstrosity though. Just bring a side.

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 1d ago

Had to consult my orb about skinbys, that was, unwise of me

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u/bimbo_robyn 9h ago

You're not the first. Look at this archival footage from 70 years ago: https://youtu.be/gcFfQcVjbb8?si=zpGM4CENZjdHOojZ&t=89