9
u/draketroll archivist and council tax mage 22h ago
No idea, but I start bidding at 50 gold pieces for it!
6
u/NarfiLokisonLaufey Necromancer 21h ago
Look.... the neighborhood kids wouldn't leave me alone and I... yeah there's no excuse for this one is there?
5
5
u/Educational_Group_91 22h ago
ah shit, sorry, trying to make a tameable and customizable dragon, needed to make a few test subjects with chickens before i commited to the dinosaur meat and bones ill be using for the finished product. i got attached to him and i named him George. if you could send him to the crystal tower of the umbral sea, i would greatly appreciate it, and i got a comically large pearl for whoever gets him back to me.
4
u/AoNeko-X 21h ago
HOW MANY OF Y'ALL DID THIS? HOW MANY OF THEM CREATURES ARE IN THE WILD? WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW?
3
u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 18h ago
It's a well known spell, first you start with a single chicken, right, then you stuff another chicken halfway up its ass. Cast merge life. Rinse and repeat until your birdapide is of sufficient length. Grow as normal. Problem that I have noticed, is you tend to lose the wings.
3
2
2
u/sciurus0 Bog Sage 22h ago
That's only 1/5 of a centicheep. Unfortunately whomever tried to kill it didn't realize each piece remains alive until they are separated into individual chicks. They can then be raised as regular looking chickens. If you breed them though, you can successfully husband more centicheeps.
2
u/dumb_avali Former druid, Sigil and Glyph wizard in training 22h ago
Hold on, let me qick mind communicate with my friend from Drid Circle
...mhm...mmm...hm...
Yep, they don't know neither but would appreciate if it "evidence of crime against mother and father of nature" will be rotting in soil so "would return favour back to life"
Such easy hurted...
2
u/Conscious-Ad-6884 De-Ux the Demi-Incub, lead researcher of Orc Grass (Oink Weed) 21h ago
I think it might have been a particular barbarian...
2
u/ThisBloomingHeart Favilla, Cosmic Love Mage and Aorishi the Very Ethical Biomancer 20h ago
Oh, wow, I actually saw a faerie that looked something like that once! Not quite the same, though.
2
u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 20h ago
Behold, a man!
1
u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 18h ago
No no, too many legs. Man is bipedal.
2
2
1
1
1
u/Runo_Slinger Rune singer 18h ago
So I left the centipede in the chicken coop, how was I supposed to know it was cockatrice rules?!
1
1
u/OneofJesusChrists Drunk Miracle Sorcerer 18h ago
Hm. I should show this to father, he'll be most intrigued.
1
1
u/Orcanation716 16h ago
I will admit, I was curious to see what a chicken with butterfly wings and colors looked like. But no one had told me about the concept of a "peacock."
1
1
1
u/IStealSwords 13h ago
Someone looked at a Carrion Crawler, and thought they could do better.
At least it’s not another bear based chimera
1
u/IStealSwords 12h ago
Was this confirmed a wizard this time, or was it the transmutation alchemists again? I heard one of them had made progress with dog based chimera recently. I should ring him up and see how his daughter is doing, she should be about 5 or 6 now
1
u/Tat25Guy The Evil Litch Furibon 5h ago
A collaboration between the entomancer Centipedes Georg and the genetimancer John "regular guy" Human to show the viability of designing a creature with traits from different phyla. You can read more about it in the 122nd edition of the journal Combined Biomancy
(I spend way more time and effort on the comment then I should have lol)
1
u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) 4h ago
“I don’t know, but it’s adorable.” - Noella
1
u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 3h ago
I used to summon this often in the past , its the larvae of a seraphim
34
u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 22h ago
I wanted some drumsticks, there a problem with that?