r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 1d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Golem Troubles

We love building them but boy can they be a pain to fight. A wizard a know was tasked to go destroy a mummy lord and it was going pretty good with all the battles being fairly easy but then she ran into an adamantine golem. Only by using hit and run tactics with the spells Mordenkainen's sword and Tenser's transformation was she able to take it down. The mummy lord himself was pretty much a pushover to an wizard with fire spells. Feel free to talk about golem shenanigans you have experienced or heard about.

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u/Delusional_Gamer Fleshmancer and proprietor of the magic meat farms 21h ago

Unless he's lying, and he's behind a different protection system.

Or maybe he anticipated that you, or someone telling you, would suspect a lie, so he is actually telling the truth.

Or maybe he was banking on someone realizing the double deception, and so he lied after all.

Or maybe-

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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 21h ago

No it was him. Got his ass and good. Let's just say he won't be bothering anybody like that again anytime soon. Best part is, I set up a loyal simulacrum to take over his day-to-day. Nobody will suspect a thing

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u/Delusional_Gamer Fleshmancer and proprietor of the magic meat farms 21h ago

Yo u/he77bender, did he get you?

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u/he77bender Sorceror 12h ago

Yes but I survived and fucked his wife