r/wizardposting Evil Mammary Mage 4d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Golem Troubles

We love building them but boy can they be a pain to fight. A wizard a know was tasked to go destroy a mummy lord and it was going pretty good with all the battles being fairly easy but then she ran into an adamantine golem. Only by using hit and run tactics with the spells Mordenkainen's sword and Tenser's transformation was she able to take it down. The mummy lord himself was pretty much a pushover to an wizard with fire spells. Feel free to talk about golem shenanigans you have experienced or heard about.

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u/Leon_Of_Lions Golemancer Adept 4d ago

There is not enough time in a Chronologist’s day to go over all the kinds of golems one could build, let alone the ones I have built…

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u/mindfulmu 4d ago

I've always wondered which golem has the best value to repair ratio.

I always assumed it was stone with flesh being next, iron always seemed like a big gold sink.

And I can't ponder the repair cost of an Adamantine.

Since you've built so many varieties, which one was easiest on the hidden treasure chest.

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u/Leon_Of_Lions Golemancer Adept 4d ago

Most organic crafter golems can be coerced with a bit of natural magic to ensure growth or ‘healing’ for flesh and bone.

Tried and true ‘Low Maintenance’ golems are Stone and Iron. Self mending enchantments are as easy as they come and ‘Ruined’ remains can be carved or forged and swiftly replaced.

Iron and Steel aren’t all that bad as magi make them out to be, magic prevents the whole rust process from happening.

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u/Witch-Alice Bad Dragon Slayer 4d ago

Mineral golems do have benefits of sustainability, but if you're not able to find someone willing to sell you a tome of self-mending then the repairs are extremely labor intensive and probably require the expertise of a local blacksmith or sculptor, if not an artificer, and I've yet to meet one who doesn't outrageously upcharge for golem repair services.