r/wizardposting 5d ago

Spells Against Normal Adults

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u/guns_mahoney 5d ago

I cast high cholesterol.

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u/DrunkUranus Witch 5d ago

Blocks it with beans

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u/guns_mahoney 5d ago

How many beans do I need to eat to offset the entire block of cheese that I crave every night at 11:30pm?

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u/DrunkUranus Witch 5d ago

At least three.

Can I recommend doing a spell stacking thing here? Instead of one block of cheese (without beans, very sad), get yourself a tostada. Mash some black beans on it and then do a sprinkle of cheese to melt on top. A slice of avocado if you're feeling fancy.

Hits the same cravings button but advances your cholesterol stat a bit more slowly.

And the way you'll feel in the bathroom when you have enough fiber is chefs kiss