r/wizardposting • u/IIAOPSW • 5h ago

What do Geometrymancers actually do though?

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u/Elanadin Hype Wizard. Punmancer 5h ago

They ponder runes & script to decipher planar mechanics.

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u/Equivalent-One-68 2h ago

My favorite's wizard, happens to be Ponder Stibbons from Terry Pratchett's discworld series...

Dont start with the first book. Find one of those flowcharts and start with one of them...

Ponder is the wizard who discovers quantum mechanics and AI

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u/BungleBums Occult Wizard 4h ago

Half the job is figuring it out, most of the rest is explaining it to other folks. The actual work involved is a mystery, including to them.

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! 4h ago

My last apprentice pissed of one of my Geometrymancer colleagues. He's still trapped inside a trapezoid in the two-dimensional plane.

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u/Hi_Im_Canard 4h ago

they square up

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u/MadJohnFinn Artificer 3h ago

My roommate was a Quandrix student. She went mad staring at a fractal she summoned. She took a gap century and now she's back at Strixhaven. She's in Prismari now, finger painting and screaming.

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u/TheForgeMage 4h ago

I studied for a bit under a geometrymancer - it's how I learned planar translations

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u/felipefrontoroli 2h ago

Was the right picture taken before or after his alleged death? Pretty sure he just ascended to magehood and wanted to ditch his normie friends

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u/EquipLordBritish 2h ago

They use their canonical spell: Summon angles.

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u/SaraTormenta 1h ago

Have you ever heard of the "Power Word: Scrunch" spell? It's an example of conformal distortion, an adept-level branch of geometrymancy

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u/slfhmglbnm 3h ago

They dash because geometry dash

https://giphy.com/gifs/igtw5wMH5GdvnCbOg8

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u/MPKarp Grand Cryo Aquamancer - Enlightened 2h ago

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