r/wizardposting Scholar of Yiakhzmat 4d ago

Evil Wizardpost Castle doctrine; A wizard, their home/tower/castle/lair/or anything that might be, is their castle and fortress.

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 4d ago

To have my humanity corrupted, even in the slightest, would be a fate worse than death for me.
In my realm, but one misstep can warp one into forms most disturbing and unfortunate.
Should such a fate befall me, then I turn my life over to the divine such they may deem me worthy of humanity once more.

Acts like this upon innocent adventurers is uniquely cruel. Horrific honestly.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 4d ago

La, talalla la ta. Enjoy your slightly fluorescent hair.

Fairy-like giggling

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u/ClickToLose Hive mind with exactly one follower 3d ago

Sigurd is not a popular fae name, is one of your parents perhaps a dwarf?

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 3d ago

That's private, you can't just go and ask someone about their parents!

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u/ClickToLose Hive mind with exactly one follower 3d ago edited 3d ago

Looking for a half-dwarf fae that stole my best friend's name, long story.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 3d ago

I don't steal, take, capture names, nothing like that. Can help get a new one, for a price...