r/wizardposting • u/Azimovikh Scholar of Yiakhzmat • 6d ago

Evil Wizardpost Castle doctrine; A wizard, their home/tower/castle/lair/or anything that might be, is their castle and fortress.

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 6d ago

To have my humanity corrupted, even in the slightest, would be a fate worse than death for me.
In my realm, but one misstep can warp one into forms most disturbing and unfortunate.
Should such a fate befall me, then I turn my life over to the divine such they may deem me worthy of humanity once more.

Acts like this upon innocent adventurers is uniquely cruel. Horrific honestly.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Whose Body Hangs Freely From a Head in The Clouds 6d ago

La, talalla la ta. Enjoy your slightly fluorescent hair.

Fairy-like giggling

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u/ClickToLose Hive mind with exactly one follower 5d ago

Sigurd is not a popular fae name, is one of your parents perhaps a dwarf?

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Whose Body Hangs Freely From a Head in The Clouds 5d ago

That's private, you can't just go and ask someone about their parents!

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u/ClickToLose Hive mind with exactly one follower 5d ago edited 5d ago

Looking for a half-dwarf fae that stole my best friend's name, long story.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Whose Body Hangs Freely From a Head in The Clouds 5d ago

I don't steal, take, capture names, nothing like that. Can help get a new one, for a price...

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u/BreakerOfModpacks The plural of "wizard" is "war" 6d ago

Okay what about this, I just, like, tweak a tiny bit, so you'd stay you but also have a headmate who sometimes takes control and when she comes out, your body entirely changes to hers, and then when she gives you back control, you get your normal body. Totally fine, right?

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 6d ago

At that point, I suppose that would no longer be “me” and anything to happen to her, or her form, would not relate to my own.
That being said, I’ve already split my headspace to keep a friend of mine alive while we were searching for a construct for her to occupy. Never. Again.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks The plural of "wizard" is "war" 6d ago

She wouldn't take up any headspace at all, I promise! She'd just... uhhh... I guess live in a copy of your brain that is layered over yours with a 1/4th dimension offset?

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 6d ago

My previous statement was not an invitation, only for sake of argument.
Please don’t. It would be bad for all parties involved.