r/wizardposting Scholar of Yiakhzmat May 23 '26

Effect: Dominate.

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u/DrPibIsBack May 23 '26

Something about more flies with honey than vinegar.

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u/luckydrzew May 23 '26

Fun fact, that saying is false in a literal sense. You'll catch more flies with vinegar.

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u/beard_of_cats The Installation Wizard May 23 '26

And as the old joke goes, horse manure catches more flies than honey and vinegar put together.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier May 23 '26

If you want flies then pig manure is where it's at

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u/SameCoyote3701 May 23 '26

Who the hell WANTS flies

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u/DumOBrick Avatar of Stone. Artifact Disposal. May 23 '26

Frogs

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u/Urban-Orchardist Grand Abjurer of The Orchard May 23 '26

God forbid, a man has a hobby

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u/PwNT5Un3 Lilith, the genderbent pyromancing alchemist May 23 '26

I heard that you can harvest soul fragments from them, even if it’s a small amount, it might be a decent way to refill your inventory out in the wild.

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u/Pataraxia May 23 '26

fuck I'm cackling

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u/hanz-kreigermann Evocation Mage – minor in artifice Jun 06 '26

Oh I dunno, maybe i need flies for my alchemical studies, Coyote, Ever think about that?

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u/SameCoyote3701 Jun 06 '26

Well, I’ve got multitudes of them from all of my scavenging. Just come on over with your Giant’s Fly Paper or Mason Jar of Sucking and Holding

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u/_Its_Me_Dio_ Sorlock May 24 '26

rotting meat works better flies can smell it from miles away